Author: El BJ

Where: 30.37806885775355, -97.71405989262291
The annual Bubbles, Dry Hose and Brrr (Brrirfday) trail. We are planning a short trail with lots of brewery’s. Bring money and ID. A spare liver. Your sister (if she’s cute) and a vessel for water and/or for sharing a beer at one or more of the brewery’s. If you drink a full beer at each of the brewery’s, then you win the hash!
 
The start location is in the back of the parking lot at 9801 Metric Blvd. (Next door to Celis Brewery).   
 
On-On 

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30.269067, -97.778703
Free Beer for all the hashers!
 
It’s time for the annual Dry Hose and Bubbles Birthday Happy Hour.
 
I’ll be there early with to get the keg set up. Bring a vessel. Bring a thirst. Bring a virgin.
 
It will not be at Pease Park this year, as the normal location is closed for renovations. We will set up at the little Park on Rollingwood Dr, just about 100 yards due West of Mopac
 
There is NO official address, but here is a Google map that pins for this park.
https://goo.gl/maps/txYhcE4A4S12CRk69
 
If all else fails from Zilker Park, take Barton Springs Road West, go under Mopac and make your first right onto Rollingwood Dr. The park is about 100 yards up on the left side.

Map links:

Parking lot A
This is the true start but it could be full since it’s the closest to Secret Beach
https://goo.gl/maps/EtMFNcE4oScfQTiy7

Parking lot B
Next closest
https://goo.gl/maps/9nZRsRSSF2Ei9muE9

Parking lot C
Bigger and has porto-potties
https://goo.gl/maps/SGW6N7LDZGqCigKGA

Hares: Snake Charmer, Weed Witch, Not Shit For Brains, Burger Queen, Scuba Dooba Do Me

Help Snake Charmer and Weed Witch celebrate their recent nipples… I mean nuptials! Start shopping NOW for those discounted wedding dresses from Goodwill or wear your ex’s. Just cum prepared to run and drink beer!

Sunday’s White Dress R*n stars the newlyweds Snake Charmer and Weed Witch. It’s going to be a hot one. 98 degrees forecast with a heat index of 100-105 degrees. Luckily, your hares love you. We’re doing a A-A’ at Secret Beach, so there will be swimming at the end. Plan accordingly.

If you’ve never been to Secret Beach, it’s downstream of a dam that periodically opens flood gates. While the river seemed calm recently, that could change if there’s a dam release. Watch the conditions and don’t put your stuff anywhere near the waterline at the time.

Go get a white dress. The Goodwill near North Lamar/2222 has more clothes than most and I’ve never been denied a hash costume there. Salvation Army on 183 sorts by colour. It’s going to have bar stops so bring $ and ID and enjoy some A/C breaks. There is a 0.3 mile walk from parking lot start to the beach. Be prepared to walk all your gear that far. Hydrate often.

Bring:
* Changes of clothes including shoes
* Money and ID
* Water shoes (the river bottom is rocky)
* Swim suit and towel
* Camp chair
* White dress if you care to for the trail
* Sunscreen

Since the trail is A-A’, you can leave most of this in your vehicle before circle. But bring water on trail!

Dogs:
There has been for anyone who doesn’t know some blue-green algae in the Colorado river system in the past few years that is highly toxic to dogs. I think it’s mild now, but in general you don’t want your dogs drinking water from the Colorado. Minimal risk to humans, unless you’re fond of drinking untreated river water. Stagnant areas of the river are most affected. This particular trail was probably not well dog-suited anyways due to the heat index. The bar checks are dog-friendly outside. I’ll let doggie owners make their own decisions.

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Azul Tequila, 3815 Dry Creek Dr, Austin, TX 78731, USA
Another place we haven’t been to in a while. Nice outdoor patio. Great food and drinks. Watch out for those blue margaritas – they’ll take you down like the Titanic.

Has moderate sized parking lot of their own. Plenty more parking along the street on either side.

All kennels and visitors welcome, as usual.

Where: Frazier’s Long & Low, 2538 Elmont Dr, Austin, TX 78741, USA
We haven’t been here since Covid started. This time I won’t get in a corn dog eating contest because I suck at that.

All kennels and visitors welcome, as always.

On on!
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Where: 4415 Avenue G, Austin, TX 78751, USA
From the hare, start is behind the Elisbet Ney Museum in Hyde Park. Start time changed to 2pm, A to A prime.
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Saxon Pub, 1320 S Lamar Blvd, Austin, TX 78704, USA
We have something special this week. A long-time hasher named He-Whore is hosting this week’s hashy hour. He will have an open tab at the soft-reopening of the Saxon Pub.

Schedule:
4-6pm. FREE BEER FOR ALL THE HASHERS

6pm-730pm. FREE MUSIC FOR ALL THE HASHERS – The Drakes

Register for the free show: https://thesaxonpub.com/

8pm. Another show that is probably sold out. But if it’s not, it’s paid.
Featuring Lee Roy Parnell, Bonnie Bishop, Johnny Nicholas, David Grissom

Where: W Tecoma Cir, Austin, TX 78735, United States
Welcome to the 19th Annual Beat the Piñatas Hash and Pool Party !

3 Adult Piñatas filled with alcohol, Porno, and sex toys – Grilled veggies, meats, Sushi by Scooby, Boudin sausage from Louisiana; special frozen drinks by Burger Queen; tequila body shots; Circle in the Pool; topless croquet; and bring your old dirty masks for a Covid19 outta my face mask burn, … more!

1 pm hash time for trail; A to A+\-B

Start location is at the end of 7900 Tecoma Circle, which is William Cannon as far to the west as possible.

* Trail is about 5 miles with Beer Check;
* No dogs at the On In, unless they can stay in the front courtyard all day.
* Bring towel, virgins, a swim suit, topless okay. Be sure to rinse off before jumping in the pool.
* Beer pong float for more fun.

Hares: Smegma Balls, Cadaver Diver, Squeef, Scooby Dooby Do Me …
Cum to the On In at 12:30 pm and get a shuttle to the start. 8503 El Rey Blvd, Austin, Tx 78737 512-426-5728 if lost. On On to Summer
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Where: https://goo.gl/maps/6U4nf7Cx5FgEGBLi9
Hare: My Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
Co Hares: Meatless Wonder and Alley Cat
Start location is the Ann and Roy Butler Hike and Bike trail under I-35 bridge at East Ave (near Festival Beach).

Update from the co-hare on 5/19:
Darryl wants to throw some flour, and hopes you would like to follow his trail. I, meatLARRY, will be Darryl’s beer bitch, which means I’ll be chuggin’ the beer around for him, so there’ll be some beer at the start and end, and if Darryl tells me where he’s goin’, at the beer check too. And alLARRY will be Darryl’s snack wench, so’s will be bringin’ some snacks n such. I don’t rightly know where Darryl plans on goin’, so’s ya git what ya git, but if’n ya git lost, he’ll be endin’ more or less back t’the start. If’n ya bringin’ a dog, I’d think ’bout havin’ a leash.
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Where: https://goo.gl/maps/6U4nf7Cx5FgEGBLi9
Hare: My Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
Co Hares: Meatless Wonder and Alley Cat
Start location is the Ann and Roy Butler Hike and Bike trail under I-35 bridge at East Ave (near Festival Beach).

Update from the co-hare on 5/19:
Darryl wants to throw some flour, and hopes you would like to follow his trail. I, meatLARRY, will be Darryl’s beer bitch, which means I’ll be chuggin’ the beer around for him, so there’ll be some beer at the start and end, and if Darryl tells me where he’s goin’, at the beer check too. And alLARRY will be Darryl’s snack wench, so’s will be bringin’ some snacks n such. I don’t rightly know where Darryl plans on goin’, so’s ya git what ya git, but if’n ya git lost, he’ll be endin’ more or less back t’the start. If’n ya bringin’ a dog, I’d think ’bout havin’ a leash.
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Casa Chapala Mexican Cuisine & Tequila Bar, 9041 Research Blvd #100, Austin, TX 78758, USA
It’s frozen margarita season. This week we’re going to Casa Chapala located Burnet Road @ 183. Good hashy hour prices until 6pm.

We have a reserved table for 10 outside on the covered patio (rain chances 50/50) for 5pm under nerd name “Barry Patton”.

Here’s your hashy hour specials until 6pm: https://www.casachapala.com/austin-menus/#happy-hour

All kennels and visitors welcome, as always.