Where: W Tecoma Cir, Austin, TX 78735, United States
Welcome to the 19th Annual Beat the Piñatas Hash and Pool Party !
3 Adult Piñatas filled with alcohol, Porno, and sex toys – Grilled veggies, meats, Sushi by Scooby, Boudin sausage from Louisiana; special frozen drinks by Burger Queen; tequila body shots; Circle in the Pool; topless croquet; and bring your old dirty masks for a Covid19 outta my face mask burn, … more!
1 pm hash time for trail; A to A+\-B
Start location is at the end of 7900 Tecoma Circle, which is William Cannon as far to the west as possible.
* Trail is about 5 miles with Beer Check;
* No dogs at the On In, unless they can stay in the front courtyard all day.
* Bring towel, virgins, a swim suit, topless okay. Be sure to rinse off before jumping in the pool.
* Beer pong float for more fun.
Hares: Smegma Balls, Cadaver Diver, Squeef, Scooby Dooby Do Me …
Cum to the On In at 12:30 pm and get a shuttle to the start. 8503 El Rey Blvd, Austin, Tx 78737 512-426-5728 if lost. On On to Summer
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Check the calendar for any updates before you head out the door.