AH3 – Revenge of Lady Bird’s Johnson tries to kill The Body at Jan 03, 2021 11:00AM

Where: Southeast Metropolitan Park, 4511 TX-71, Del Valle, TX 78617, USA

Hares: Lady Bird’s Johnson, Look Ma No Cavatities & Bubbles, The Sad Beer Clown.
A-A from the eastern parking lot.
Trail is Austin Covid-19 Stage 2.5 style.

What’s that mean?
Trail is ready at noon with chalk talk laid out, but the hares are staying TF away and will be following local heath authority guidelines suggesting they recreate with members of their own household.
What can hounds expect?
A shitty trail one worthy of the local; no beer at the beer check; (BYOB) but maybe an anarchy check? (LBJ likes to leave beer by dumpsters in the hot August heat, so what does that mean for early January?) No hash cash; no formal circle to accuse the hares of their revenge; and no snacks provided. 2.5 style means there could be a circle if hounds decide they so desire.
Oh, and a Zoom circle at 6 and credit for those who do trails on their own and provide pictures. Theme for isolation trails: Would it kill The Body? (or what every you want.)
Check the calendar for any updates before you head out the door.

Hashy Hour Dec 25, 2020 05:00PM

B.D. Riley’s Irish Pub at Mueller, 1905 Aldrich St #130, Austin, TX 78723, USA
Merry Christmas edition of Hashy Hour

Join us on the Island of Misfit Toys. If you’re holiday homeless due to the dread virus or other reasons, you will find shelter here. Or if you’re not and sick of your family by hashy hour, that works too.

They have a turkey dinner special with the usual holiday trimmings and the usual Irish pub fare if you want something else. And of course beer and Irish whiskey.

On-On to 2021.

AH3 – Goodbye 2020! at Dec 27, 2020 01:00PM

Where: 30°10’25.6″N 97°55’12.9″W
Whoreo and Not Shit for Brains co-hare to kick 2020 in the ass!

Cum one, cum all for a short trail on the south-west side of town.

There will be good food, lots of outdoor space for social distancing and it’s even dog friendly!

If you feel sick, stay TF home!

Check the calendar for any updates before you head out the door.

Hashy Hour Dec 18, 2020 05:00PM

Lala’s Little Nugget, 2207 Justin Ln, Austin, TX 78757, USA
Let’s end the week of Hashmas by going to the bar where it’s Christmas all the time. They don’t have the biggest patio, so bring a camp chair in case we need to make our own circle in the parking lot. Also bring a mask because you’ll need it to go inside and order a drink.

Parking: minimal in front of the bar. Do NOT park in the small strip mall just east of La La’s. They tow. You can park at the church across the street and there’s a sign from La La’s at the entrance.

Next week: we’ll be somewhere central east by popular demand

AH3 – Ginge Minge lays a trail

Where: 2102 Fair Oaks Drive AUSTIN, Texas 78745 When: Dec 20, 2020 01:00PM

Pre-Holiday A-A Trail in the Southern Provinces…

To celebrate my daughter, Drama Queen, coming to Austin to spend time with Old Ginge…and to say fucking goodbye to 2020!
* Shiggy for sure. Wear hash socks or don’t whine about cuts!
* Possibly some water…again, don’t whine!

* Starts and ends at my house.
* Large backyard for Circle and On-After.
* Lots of booze to consume at Circle!
* Tacos provided at Circle.
* Bring your own chair(s) please.
* Bring a mask if you need to go inside the house for the restroom.
* Park up and down the street.

On On!
Check the calendar for any updates before you head out the door.

Hashy Hour Dec 11, 2020 05:00PM

Armadillo Den, 10106 Menchaca Rd, Austin, TX 78748, USA
Happy Hashy Hour! We’re trying a new place this week that just recently opened, so maybe no one has figured out it’s open yet. Lots of outdoor space, two food trucks, and 18 or so beers on tap. Sounds like a weiner. Dog friendly outside which is where we’ll be.

As always, visitors welcome.

AH3 – Hashmas Trail

Where: 6900 Shady Cedar Dr, Austin, TX 78744, USA When: Dec 13, 2020 12:00PM

Your 2021 mismanagement is bringing you a most excellent Hashmas trail today. The hash cash is paid for, the beer will be overflowing and cold, and the food will be better than chips and cookies.

Meet up at the large pavilion with your bags of goodies, trail is A-A and the area will be crawling with wankers to watch your crap. Bring your usual hash gear (think dry, warm clothes for an extended circle), chair, mask, and a less than shitty attitude.

Your Junta will reward you with a most excellent trail (multiple hounds will be laying together today), beer, Awards, tasty food, a Gimmie, beer, and a maybe even a Shot to warm your hardened heart!

White elephant gift exchange is happening! Spend $9.69 or less on your weird/best/unusual/crappiest hound booty and see what you get in exchange?!?!

Cum One, Cum All and to All a Great Time!

PS If you have hashed with AH3 at least once in 2020 and you are not in arrears your hash cash is free. If you decide to bring a virgin (that’s great) but they will have to pay to par-tay today.
Check the calendar for any updates before you head out the door.

Hashy Hour Dec 04, 2020 05:00PM

Draught House Pub & Brewery, 4112 Medical Pkwy, Austin, TX 78756, USA
Join us for hashy hour at Draught House pub, one of my faves ever since I used to live in Rosedale and could walk home from it. It’s got its own kitchen now so food available. They have outdoor seating with heaters which is where we’re going to be most likely. Bring your jacket.

Hashy hour hare: She Mussel Bitch

Free parking at the businesses across the street (but after 5:30pm). Otherwise use street parking. Don’t forget your mask.

As always, visitors welcome.

AH3 – Dammit Homodynamics!

Where: 515 South Pleasant Valley Rd, Austin, Texas 78701 When: Dec 06, 2020 02:00PM

Homodynamics Lays a trail.

From the hare:

I’m a project manager now! Which means I don’t have the time to go out there and look at the job site in person anymore. The bad news is that this applies to scouting trails. The good news is that next month I’ll start laying shitty trails in Houston.

But let’s talk about this shitty trail. Trail will be A to A with shiggy, water crossings, and beer checks. Bring Cash, ID and mask because at least one beer check will be at a bar. Bring more Cash because according to Google Maps there will be more than one bar open on Sunday Afternoon along the trail. You know what that means? It’s time to write Shyster’s number on your forearm and make sure your homie can bail you out because it’s gonna be a Homodynamics Pub Crawl.

Bring a Cranium Lamp because it gets dark early and you might really screw up and still be lost on trail.
Check the calendar for any updates before you head out the door.