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Grand Bitch – Lemmiwanks
Figure head and all knowing leader that the Junta and all members of the hash can turn to for advice, love and support, yeah right!
Hash Cash – High Beams
Collect money every week, keeps run count for hounds hashing with AH3, keep account reconciled, pay bills and make deposits. Reports account balance to Austin Hash members via newsletter and eGroups. Also report what money has been spent and on what and when. If you really need to bitch right now, 512-282-7738
Hash Stats – The Body
Collects more stats than any kennel on the planet. If you really need to bitch right now, 512-423-8177
Supposed to help On-Sec, Hash Cash, and Beer Meister, hare the hash if no volunteers, plan hash events.
Schedule hares to hash every week and any other special events on the hash calendar. Communicate information to On-Sec, Hot-Line & WebMaster to publish.
Beermeisters – Slip N Slide Her & Spit Valve
Deliver Saint Arnold beer to the hash each week. This can be done and should be done by different hashers each year.
On Sec – Wanksgiving
Write hash trash. Work with Hash Cash, Hare Raiser and Joint Masters to keep an accurate account on hares, events and funds.
Religious Advisor – Punky Jewster
Show up every week and RA the circle. Must try to find a replacement to fill in if cannot attend.
Webmeister – Burger Queen
Maintain and update website and social media presences.
Off Sec –Lady Bird’s Johnson (aka El BJ)
Reporter in the field. Help On-Sec with write news letters of weekly hashes and disperses at hashes, include upcoming events, etc.
Hash Bimbo – Dude, Where’s My Boobcheck?
Hash Curmudgeon – All Shaft No Head
Puts up out of towners or arranges places for traveling hashers to stay while visiting Austin.
Please be considerate and try to make arrangements in advance. One day notice may very well not work.
SOUTH – High Beams
SOUTH CENTRAL – Cadaver Diver
NORTH CENTRAL – Brrr
NORTH – Dickalicious