Author: El BJ

Where: Walnut Creek Pub, 11806 N Lamar Blvd, Austin, TX 78753, USA
BQ is once again your hashy hour host. This is another new one for hashy hours. It’s got beer, wine & cocktails. Nice food menu. This place used to be Smokin Beauty BBQ & Vietnamese. Now that part is just catering and they turned the building into a regular pub.

Menu: https://www.walnutcreekpub.com/menu

If you join their “Friends with Benefits” text list, you’ll immediately get a coupon for 50 cent wings. I’ve been on the list for a year – they only send about one text every month or two with food specials and discounts and you can quit at any time. https://www.walnutcreekpub.com/friendswithbenefits

$1 off all drinks during hashy hour until 7pm
All are welcome.
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Where: Beverly S. Sheffield Northwest District Park, 7000 Ardath St, Austin, TX 78757, USA
Hare-All Shaft No Head

It’s St. Patty’s Day and what a better way to enjoy than trail, friends, and BEER!
So go find you something green, maybe a dress, maybe some mess, but green nonetheless.

cash and ID will be required at one of the stops (at least)
hash time 1300, pack away 1330 (1:30pm for the unenlightened)

On-after: Bon Aire, 9070 Research Blvd #101, Austin, TX 78758 (Burnet/183)
 Bon Aire St. Patrick’s Day menu
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It’s BQ’s birfday, and he’s celebrating.

Not sure where it is yet. Somewhere out of the core SXSW zone, either east or north of downtown, perhaps both. Bonus points for we’ve never been there for hashy hour before. Bonus points for moral repugnance.
I’m on spring break so I’ll be there early, as in 4pm.

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It’s BQ’s birfday, and he’s celebrating.

Not sure where it is yet. Somewhere out of the core SXSW zone, either east or north of downtown, perhaps both. Bonus points for we’ve never been there for hashy hour before. Bonus points for moral repugnance.
I’m on spring break so I’ll be there early, as in 4pm.
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Where: 4900 La Crosse Ave, Austin, TX 78739, USA
Come one come all to tonight’s 6th running of the Austin (r)acist hash! Now you may be thinking to yourself, “Picunte I’m not like one of YOU people, I’m not (r)acist, I went to my company’s 2 hour mandatory diversity training!”

Well Jeff, you’re wrong as there is a little bit of a (r)acist in us all. So you’re in luck as tonight’s trail is dead laid. Feel free to just have a social beer at the shot check and mock those sweaty runners for getting the mileage they deserve.

Or become a mild (r)acist. Get shuttled to the beer check, have a cold one, then run back to the start. All the comaderie of being a one of those people with 50% less effort. Win Win!

Start is at the Veloway
4900 La Crosse Ave, Austin, TX 78739

Meet up 6:30pm ish, chalk talk 7:00pm ish, take off 7:15 ish
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Hares: Burger Queen, Dickalicious, Whoreo, Bubbles the Sad Beer Clown, Schultz

It’s BQ’s birthday trail, a few days early. Plus it’s Meatless Wonder’s 6-0h birthday! What could be more f’d up than a BQ trail on the day of a spring forward time shift during SXSW? You shall see.

So we won’t sugar coat it. The first half of this trail is largely level five shiggy. You will have a choice to get wet or ignore your fear of heights. There is a significant amount of stinging nettles. I’m still feeling it after scouting and my legs look like I lost a fight with a wolverine. Shiggy socks highly recommended.

You will be rewarded with virgin hash territory, some of it on future Austin parkland that is yet to be developed into something accessible for people less skilled than hashers.

Second half after beer check is more traditional if you can’t do the level five shiggy.

Bring:
* Shiggy socks
* Change of clothes, including shoes
* Your best half mind

On-after: Central Machine Works

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The Hideout Pub, 12164 TX-1 Loop, Austin, TX 78758, USA
Hide out from SXSW with the hashers. All are welcome.

Where: The Hideout Pub, 12164 TX-1 Loop, Austin, TX 78758, USA
Hide out from SXSW with the hashers. All are welcome.
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Where: Las Trancas Taco Stand, 1210 E Cesar Chavez St, Austin, TX 78702, USA

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