Author: El BJ

Where: 6610 Trissino Dr, Austin, TX 78739, USA
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Avana Swim center.
Bring your cameras and thirst for Tequilla, as we continue the Bluebonnets and Tequilla tradition that Not Shit for Brains started years ago.

Hares Whoreo and Community Skank.

When
Sunday Mar 26, 2023 ⋅ 2pm – 5pm (Central Time – Chicago)
Location
6610 Trissino Dr, Austin, TX 78739, USA
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The Tigress Pub, 100 W N Loop Blvd unit g, Austin, TX 78751, USA

Where: 2801 FM973, Austin, TX 78725, USA
Hares: Crusty Beaver and Dry Hose

FM 973 at the Colorado River, north east corner, turn at light (maybe River Rd) just north of the river.
What3Words = drew.anthems.shocking
30.209101, -97.638360

last day of winter, Spring equinox Monday 5:24 PM
A to B
Shiggy, bring dry shoes.
What poison did Socrates drink?
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Where: 1002 Nile St, Austin, TX 78702, USA
Vienna Sausage Party brings us another hash in the Boggy Creek area.
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Where: Veterans Memorial Park, 2525 W New Hope Dr, Cedar Park, TX 78613, USA
It’s been a year since Home Alone broke her left femur on Wh-Oreo’s trail #2056. Cum help her celebrate being mobile again.

Noon- Pre-lube at The Good Lot (a beer garden with food trucks of Venezuelan, Mediterranean, and Pig offerings.
2500 W New Hope Drive (1/4 north of trail start) ///fantastic.bushy.applicants

1:30pm- Meet at Veteran’s Memorial Park (2525 W New Hope Drive) for preprandial beverages and socializing. After entering the park, take the first left and go the south end of the parking lot. ///raindrops.nicely.begin

2:00pm- pack away for a short, dog friendly trail. No cash, ID needed.
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Wanderlust Wine Collective, 702 Shady Ln, Austin, TX 78702, USA
5-7PM Nomad Bar
7-9 PM Carousel for Mad Cowboys

Where: 6900 Shady Cedar Dr, Austin, TX 78744, USA
Not another ‘onion creek’ trail. Yes, your JM is revisiting the pavilion at Onion Creek. There will be beer, water, food, alki-pop, dogs and trail. Bring your ‘A’ game (share it with a friend) and be ready for anything. Trail will be dog friendly.

Hares: Bubbles and Whoreo.
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Mean Eyed Cat, 1621 W 5th St, Austin, TX 78703, USA

Where: TBD
Hare: She Mussel BItch

OK, it's my freakin 35th hashiversary. WTAF. Come on out, there might be some pretty awesome co-hares and special guests. On On!
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Drop Kick Cocktail Bar & Kitchen, 1630 E 6th St #100, Austin, TX 78702, USA