Author: El BJ

Where: 8211 Bent Tree Rd, Austin, TX 78759, USA
Hare: Crusty Beaver
What3Words = educated.trails.lookout
30.369490, -97.744563
8211 Bent Tree Rd
Bent Tree Rd & Steck Ave, just west of MoPac
A to B
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9909 FM 969 Bldg 3, Austin, TX 78724, USA

Where: 5595 Bluffstone Ln, Austin, TX 78759, USA
HARES: The Body; Tits R 4 Tricks; Vienna Sausage Party; Look Ma, No Cavititties!; MasterDater

START: September 17th, 4:00pm at 5595 Bluffstone Lane (aka Bluffstone Drive on some maps). what3words= eminent.lies.frocks
     
END:  A to B

ADDITIONAL INFO: Contact The Body, 512-423-8177

N.B.
* Dog friendly on leash, if weather is cool.
* Money, ID not required on trail.
* Cellphone mandatory; to locate you when you’re lost on trail.
* Dry shoes for On-In desirable
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Saxon Pub(1320 S Lamar Blvd)

Where: 30.403546, -97.685446
Hare: Squeezin’ Semen

Walnut Creek Park, west side baseball field parking lot

(Havins softball field)

what3words: ///weedy.bits.giggles

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Where: 2350 Stratford Dr, Austin, TX 78746, USA
Bubbles and Whoreo bring you yet another shi!!y trail. It should be about half our normal length.  The On-After will be at ABGB for their tenth analversary party!
Dog friendly, no PI if you stay on trail.  Parking lot on the south side of the river.
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Knomad Bar, 1213 Corona Dr, Austin, TX 78723, USA
5-7PM Nomad Bar
7-9 PM Carousel for Mad Cowboys

Where: 1607 FM 2769 B, Leander, TX 78641
Hares: Reverse Bogart, Seven Year Bitch, My Other Brother Darryl, Cavititties
Parking: 16100 Dodd St, Volente, TX 78641 ($10/car, carpool!)

See https://austinh3.org/Junta/BoatParty.jpg for details
See https://austinh3.org/2023-boat-party/  to register
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3815 Dry Creek Dr, Austin, TX 78731

Where: 30.25203° N 97.73619° W
Hares: Seven Year Bitch, Brother Darryl Or My Other Brother Darryl
WhatThreeWords: ///mashing.hatter.traded  Parking lot under I-35 at Festival Shores.

Cum on, cum all to celebrate Brotherly Love of Bitches at the Beaches. It’s Seven Year Bitch’s Birthday Hash at Festival Beach!
G-String Attire recommended it is going to be so funkn hot at the beach!
Change of attire and cash id on trail recommended, urban shiggy trail with water wading opportunities expected. Live layed trail, if you catch the hares you are allowed to watch. Bring extra virgans for the brothers.
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