AH3 – Pissfull Ignorinse/VSP – Jul 25, 2021 02:30PM

Where: Patterson Park Community Garden, Austin, TX 78722, USA
Start will be at the corner of Brookview Rd and Schieffer Ave.

Trail will be A-A.

Cash and ID on trail.

It’s summer time and living’s easy. So rock your fanciest/shittiest shades and cut-offs for this Pissfull Party.
Check the calendar for any updates before you head out the door.

AH3 – Meatless steps/messes up his game – Jul 18, 2021 2:00PM

Where: Rivery Park

1125 Woodlawn Ave, Georgetown, TX 78626, USA

Week 2 of Meatless Wonder haring AH3 trails not in Austin. This week, “Meatless’ South Dallas Odyssey”

Trail starts at the parking lot of Rivery Park, at the end of N San Gabriel River Trail. That’s in Georgetown, ya wanks!

Trail will be A-B.
Bring a chair if ya wanna, and a shag bag with dry clothes. Ya might get a chance t’git yer feet wet.

It’s hot out, so I wouldn’t suggest bringing a dog, but if you do, bring a leash. It will be required.
Check the calendar for any updates before you head out the door.

Hashy Hour Jul 16, 2021 05:00PM

The Volstead Lounge, 1500 E 6th St, Austin, TX 78702, USA
This week it’s The Volstead/Hotel Vegas. The two establishments share a massive patio. And they have Mai Tais. https://texashotelvegas.com/patio/

All kennels and visitors welcome, as always. Don’t early-bird it. They’re not open until 5pm. No-cover shows later at night.

Hashy Hour Jul 09, 2021 05:30PM

Central Machine Works, 4824 E Cesar Chavez St, Austin, TX 78702, USA
It’s FUPA’s birthday weekend. He picked a fun place on the east side. Big parking lot is on the street behind the front door on Cesar Chavez. Have fun y’all who are not attending the campout in Smithville.

AH3 – Bastrop Pre-Pre Lube and float – Jul 04, 2021 01:00PM

Where: Fisherman’s Park, 1200 Willow St, Bastrop, TX 78602, USA
Because none of you WANKERS volunteered to lay a trail this fine holiday, your trusty JM Whoreo and her steady sidekick Bubbles have decided to float you down to Bastrop. Get a taste of the long drive east for your 2000th campout next weekend!
Pre-Pre-lube at Neighbor’s Kitchen and Yard @ 601 Chestnut St (it’s a short walk from the start along the Riverwalk) for Bloody Marys or Mimosas (only $3). Opens at 11am.
Fisherman’s Park may be crowded parking wise, but there is overflow parking at the public library just up the hill.
Bring your favorite Colorado River flotation device (we suggest toobs) but kayak, pool noodles, balloons, air mattresses, etc… anything that will hold you afloat for about a 1 mile float at the end of trail to get you back to the start A-A.
PS Your floats will be transported so inflate early and often. Hope to see ya in BASTROP on Sunday the 4th of July!
Check the calendar for any updates before you head out the door.

Hashy Hour Jul 02, 2021 05:00PM

The Liberty, 1618 E 6th St, Austin, TX 78702, USA
Come in red white and blue. Add orange yellow green and purple if you decide to carry pride over a little longer. Great Yelp reviews, a food truck with apparently great pork belly.
There are plenty of on after locations within walking distance. Celebrate Amurica with the weirdest God squad on two legs (three if you’re a man). #tooblessed #murica

Hashy Hour Jun 25, 2021 05:00PM

Bobo’s Snack Bar, 3850 Airport Blvd, Austin, TX 78722, USA
Let’s go to Bobo’s Snack Bar on Airport near 38th 1/2 street. Only been open a month or so. So new it doesn’t even register on FB event locations. Has food, beer, wine, cocktails, patio, and parking. Checks off all the boxes. And their logo has a cat on it.