AH3 – Dammit Homodynamics!

Where: 515 South Pleasant Valley Rd, Austin, Texas 78701 When: Dec 06, 2020 02:00PM

Homodynamics Lays a trail.

From the hare:

I’m a project manager now! Which means I don’t have the time to go out there and look at the job site in person anymore. The bad news is that this applies to scouting trails. The good news is that next month I’ll start laying shitty trails in Houston.

But let’s talk about this shitty trail. Trail will be A to A with shiggy, water crossings, and beer checks. Bring Cash, ID and mask because at least one beer check will be at a bar. Bring more Cash because according to Google Maps there will be more than one bar open on Sunday Afternoon along the trail. You know what that means? It’s time to write Shyster’s number on your forearm and make sure your homie can bail you out because it’s gonna be a Homodynamics Pub Crawl.

Bring a Cranium Lamp because it gets dark early and you might really screw up and still be lost on trail.
Check the calendar for any updates before you head out the door.

AH3 – Hianus lays a trail.

Where: 715 Latteridge Dr, Austin, TX 78748, USA When: Nov 29, 2020 01:00PM

Hares: Hianus and All Shaft.

Start time 1pm.

Hianus House
715 Latteridge Dr
Austin, TX

Parking up and down neighborhood streets is perfectly fine.
Chance of PI on trail.
Trail and On-In is dog friendly, however the beer check is NOT dog friendly.

Bring the new usual, mask, money & ID for beer check, chair for circle.
Hand sanitizer and social distance rules apply.
If you feel sick, STAY HOME!
Check the calendar for any updates before you head out the door.

AH3 – SMB brings you a trail.

Where: 7946 Great Northern Blvd, Austin, TX 78757, USA When: Nov 22, 2020 01:00PM

Your harriet She Mussel Bit@h brings you this Sundays trail.
7946 Great Northern Blvd Austin, TX 78757

A-A trail with a beer check. Bring a chair, and anything else you need!
Trail #1988-the year I started hashing!!
Start is where the hash erections were, under Mopac behind El Dorado.

Check the calendar for any updates before you head out the door.

AH3 – Outgoing Junta trail.

Where: 6904 Shady Cedar Dr, Austin, TX 78744, USA When: Nov 15, 2020 01:00PM

Your outgoing Junta will provide one last shitty trail. Hares are your former JM’s; All Shaft, No Head and Bubbles, The Sad Beer Clown.

Trail will be A to A, there will be some nice shiggy. Bring your vessel for the keg of IPA and your singing voice to shower your outgoing Junta with praise.

There will be plenty of room to spread out at the start/end location, so bring your PPE and don’t do anything your not comfortable with. There will be some (better) food that will be served. (No, you don’t get to grab it yourself like an animal.) And beer poured by a beer bit@h from a pitcher. (No touch’e the tap, feel free to grab the beer bit@h though.)

We want to run a clean show and not share any unwanted diseases. You’ll have to find your own special friend to share those with. STD testing will Not be provided.

The Junta is dead. Long live the Junta!

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Hashy Hour @ Easy Tiger. Friday the 13th, 5:00PM

**Don’t go down to dirty 6th ST, that one is closed!!**

Easy Tiger, 6406 N Interstate 35 Frontage Rd Suite 1100, Austin, TX 78752, USA
For all you poor wankers who aren’t going to Rainbow Slurvivor or the Hill Country campout, come to hashy hour.

Friday the 13th Hashy hour today at Easy Tiger at the Linc (near I-35/290 East). They got food, and beer, and outdoor seating only.

AH3 – Erections

Where: 7946 Great Northern Blvd, Austin, TX 78757, USA When: Nov 11, 2020 08:00PM
Wednesday, 11th November 2020 is the erections for the new 2021 Junta. May they have better luck than the 2020 Junta. Anyone who has attended one trail in the 2020 year and is not in arrears to the kennel and is present physically at erections is eligible to vote.

We’re doing this for the On In circle of this week’s Draggin’ H3. It’s at the dead end circle of the northern section of Great Northern, Behind and a little to the south of the Eldorado Cafe. North of West Anderson Way, but you can’t get to it from there. At least not easily. See you there, and remember vote early, vote often and give beer a chance!
Check the calendar for any updates before you head out the door.

Hashy Hour Nov 06, 2020 5:00PM @ The Far Out

The Far Out Lounge & Stage, 8504 S Congress Ave, Austin, TX 78745, USA
Hashy hour is way down south this week. Outdoor seating, food truck available.

Hashy hour hare: Just Meredith and the rest of you Southies

They have a scheduled live hip-hop music show at 9pm, doors open 8pm. I don’t know this venue you might have to pay $10 to stay after 8pm, assuming you don’t want the music.

As always, all hashers local and visiting are welcome.

AH3 – Outgoing JM trail.

Where: When: Nov 15, 2020 01:00PM
Your outgoing JM’s, All Shaft, No Head and Bubbles, The Sad Beer Clown bring you one last shitty trail to finish off a shitty year. Location TBA.
Check the calendar for any updates before you head out the door.

Hashy Hour & Blue Dress R*n Oct 30, 2020 05:00PM

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Friday at 5 PM CDT (7PM for Blue Dress R*n)

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We have a special two-part hashy hour and blue dress r*n for you on 30th October.

Part I: Hashy Hour 5-7pm, Ski Shores Cafe on 1608 Barton Springs Road. NOT the one out on Lake Austin.If you’re hashing smarter, there is a pedestrian path that almost directly connects the Blue Dress R*n start with a parking lot and the hashy hour, so if you’re doing both parts, park at the Blue Dress R*n start and walk 0.3 miles each way to the hashy hour. A visual map will be included in the comments.

Part II: Blue Dress R*n. 7pm-? Start is the start location of this event at the west end of West Riverside Drive parking lot near Zach Scott Theatre.

Hare: Wanksgiving

October has a blue moon so it`s time for a Full Moon H3 res-erection! Get out your best blue dress or go to (C)Ross Dress for less and get one. Date is Friday Oct 30 7PM. Start is parking lot of Zach Scott Theater at the end of W Riverside, west of Lamar. Trail will be a hash/pub crawl so bring $ and ID, plus sensible shoes. Hare will be Wanksgiving so expect a dead lay. No hash cash, BYOB for start and circle.
You should be able to roll this into Hashy Hour since it`s so centrally located

AH3 – Midget Fluffer – Veteran’s Day Trail

Where: Bend Of The River Drive, Bend Of The River Dr, Lost Creek, TX, USA When: Nov 08, 2020 11:00AM

Veterans Day Trail.
Start is the low water crossing at Barton Creek and Lost Creek Blvd.
Expect creek crossings and hills.
Dog Friendly
I’m going to try setting up an un-manned beer check with yellow beer and water.
This will be a dead lay starting on your own at 11 AM. Look for Chalk Talk under the Lost Creek bridge at the trailhead.
If you want to coordinate a circle under 2.5 rules please do, however, unless there is a cure for COVID by the time this trail starts, I will not be attending the live circle.
***Wear mask when possible
***Practice social distancing
***If you are feeling sick please stay home and join us for the virtual circle at 6PM.

Midget Fluffer

Check the calendar for any updates before you head out the door.