Austin Hash House Harriers

Where: Knomad Bar, 1213 Corona Dr, Austin, TX 78723, USA
5-7PM Knomad Bar
7-9 PM Carousel Lounge walking distance away for Mad Cowboys, your favourite hash band!
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Where: Onion Creek Park, Austin, TX 78744, USA

Hare: Gayzelle
Trail: 6.9 miles
Hills: Yes
Pavement: Yes
Shiggy: Yes
Trespassing: Mild to moderate (be quick and keep your head down!)
YBF: Maybe? 🙂
Do not trust the Facebook location. Use these coordinates: 30°10’11.1″N 97°45’14.2″W. Start is at the very end of Pleasant Valley Rd behind Perez Elementary.
Bring: $0 hash cash, shiggy socks, head lamp. BYOB
Manifest only friendly hobos!
All details subject to change…
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Where: Roaring Fork, 10850 Stonelake Blvd, Austin, TX 78759, USA
MD is feeling a little “bougie”.  HH menu: https://www.roaringfork.com/menus/RFSL_MenuHappyHour.pdf
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Roaring Fork, 10850 Stonelake Blvd, Austin, TX 78759, USA
MD is feeling a little “bougie”.  HH menu: https://www.roaringfork.com/menus/RFSL_MenuHappyHour.pdf

Where: Atterbury Entrance, Copperfield Nature Trails
ur hares: babagagush & 7 year bitch
It’s Baba’s birthday!!!!! plz cum and then cum join these hashy beasts from the Middle East for a tasty trail followed by a feast on a Persian! ..I mean a feast of Persian and other yummy scrumdiliuptious Mid East dishes and dips!!
Start is the Atterbury Entrance of Copperfield Nature Trails [search Atterbury Entrance, Copperfield Nature Trails on Google, Apple, and Waze Maps]
bring vergins n extra shoesies n kisses for the birthday boi
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Where: 2614 Shoal Creek Blvd, Austin, TX 78705, USA
Austin R#nning Hash-Hare-Genital Direction
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Where: Pinthouse Pizza, 4236 S Lamar Blvd, Austin, TX 78704, USA

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Where: Spec’s parking lot, 4970 W. Hwy 290, Austin, TX

Cum Hash an A to B Trail, roughly 4.5 miles, that DOES NOT start or end at the SMEGMA CASA. It is a SPORTS Theme, any team, any color, any thing; just team up.

Hares are Smegma Balls and Fuck Me Like a Pokemon.

Start is in the parking lot of Spec’s Liquors, NE Corner of Mopac and Hwy 71W, at Brodie Lane. 4970 W. Hwy 290 in Austin. Trail will be downhill, the weather sunny and mild, and alcohol fairies will guide you to the beer. Trail is “dog friendly” on a leash. (The on afters are not dog friendly.) A quick circle should be over around 4:30, giving any one time to jet off to their Super Bowl parties.

You may even get invited to a hasher’s house to watch the game if you attend circle. You are likely to get very muddy and wet on this trail given the weather. So bring a complete change of clothes. You won’t be invited to any private Super Bowl watch parties at a house or a public one at a bar if you’re looking like a drowned muddy rat.

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Where: Rosita’s Al Pastor, 1801 E Riverside Dr, Austin, TX 78741, USA

BYOB, come join the gang for trail and tacos!
…why does it feel like it’s been Seven Years since I’ve had tacos?? 😭
wassap snitches! it’s ya boi 7YB 💁 start and end is going to be at Rosita’s. Bring your booze. This is a pick-up trail, catch the Hare, get some tail.. I mean.. lay trail. okay ily
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