AH3 – Trail#2132 Brothers Lover’s Birthday Trail – Aug 20, 2023 01:01PM

Where: 30.25203° N 97.73619° W
Hares: Seven Year Bitch, Brother Darryl Or My Other Brother Darryl
WhatThreeWords: ///mashing.hatter.traded  Parking lot under I-35 at Festival Shores.

Cum on, cum all to celebrate Brotherly Love of Bitches at the Beaches. It’s Seven Year Bitch’s Birthday Hash at Festival Beach!
G-String Attire recommended it is going to be so funkn hot at the beach!
Change of attire and cash id on trail recommended, urban shiggy trail with water wading opportunities expected. Live layed trail, if you catch the hares you are allowed to watch. Bring extra virgans for the brothers.
Check the calendar for any updates before you head out the door.

AH3 – Trail #2131 A trail of two Whores. – Aug 13, 2023 03:30PM

Where: Dittmar Neighborhood Pool, 1009 W Dittmar Rd, Austin, TX 78745, USA
Hares: HeWhore and Whoreo

PRE-LUBE will be from 2:30-3:30 at the pool! This is a free pool to cool off in as early or as late as you want to enjoy it, but it will close at 4pm then pack away! If the parking lot is too crowded, we will plan to park next door at the church.

Trial will be under 4 miles with three beer checks (including lots of water to drink). You will need $$ and ID for BC#2. Trail will A to A-prime and will be shaded as much as possible. There will be shiggy and PI spotted on trail so please take the necessary precautions. It will be amazingly HOT, so please stay hydrated and wear sunscreen or a hat to be extra safe. Please leave your furry loved ones at home to enjoy the A/C.

HeWhore has secured extra Cider and beer, we will be having Moose smoked Brisket for food.
Check the calendar for any updates before you head out the door.

AH3 – Trail #2130 BQ Celebrates 30 Years in Austin – Aug 06, 2023 04:00PM

Hard to believe, but 30 years ago this week I moved to Austin after graduating college, moving into a rental house at 10th St. @ MoPac with two friends. This will be a tour of my first Austin neighborhood. It’s going to be hot, so I redid my original idea to shorten it a bit and add more A/C and natural tree cover


  • Start is the parking lot for Town Lake trail/Austin High tennis courts along Veteran’s Drive. Location: 30.274927, -97.770464
  • A-A’. distance between A and prime is half mile. Entire true trail between A-A’ is just over 3 miles. I am haring alone so I won’t be able to carry all your bags plus 20 chairs. We’ll solve that with car backs or grab it yourself when we pass close to A on the way to A’.
  • Bring water, $, and ID. We will have two beer stops with A/C. The second also has ice cream and smoothies available. In-between those two stops, there is a hydration/beer stop with a splash pad. So every mile or so on this trail there will be cooling opportunities.
4pm call time, pack-off 4:30pm