AH3 Trail #2157 – Smegma and FMLA Pokémon’s Sporty Event Day Hash

Where: Spec’s parking lot, 4970 W. Hwy 290, Austin, TX

Cum Hash an A to B Trail, roughly 4.5 miles, that DOES NOT start or end at the SMEGMA CASA. It is a SPORTS Theme, any team, any color, any thing; just team up.

Hares are Smegma Balls and Fuck Me Like a Pokemon.

Start is in the parking lot of Spec’s Liquors, NE Corner of Mopac and Hwy 71W, at Brodie Lane. 4970 W. Hwy 290 in Austin. Trail will be downhill, the weather sunny and mild, and alcohol fairies will guide you to the beer. Trail is “dog friendly” on a leash. (The on afters are not dog friendly.) A quick circle should be over around 4:30, giving any one time to jet off to their Super Bowl parties.

You may even get invited to a hasher’s house to watch the game if you attend circle. You are likely to get very muddy and wet on this trail given the weather. So bring a complete change of clothes. You won’t be invited to any private Super Bowl watch parties at a house or a public one at a bar if you’re looking like a drowned muddy rat.

Check the calendar for any updates before you head out the door.