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Saxon Pub, 1320 S Lamar Blvd, Austin, TX 78704, USA
We have something special this week. A long-time hasher named He-Whore is hosting this week’s hashy hour. He will have an open tab at the soft-reopening of the Saxon Pub.

Schedule:
4-6pm. FREE BEER FOR ALL THE HASHERS

6pm-730pm. FREE MUSIC FOR ALL THE HASHERS – The Drakes

Register for the free show: https://thesaxonpub.com/

8pm. Another show that is probably sold out. But if it’s not, it’s paid.
Featuring Lee Roy Parnell, Bonnie Bishop, Johnny Nicholas, David Grissom

Where: W Tecoma Cir, Austin, TX 78735, United States
Welcome to the 19th Annual Beat the Piñatas Hash and Pool Party !

3 Adult Piñatas filled with alcohol, Porno, and sex toys – Grilled veggies, meats, Sushi by Scooby, Boudin sausage from Louisiana; special frozen drinks by Burger Queen; tequila body shots; Circle in the Pool; topless croquet; and bring your old dirty masks for a Covid19 outta my face mask burn, … more!

1 pm hash time for trail; A to A+\-B

Start location is at the end of 7900 Tecoma Circle, which is William Cannon as far to the west as possible.

* Trail is about 5 miles with Beer Check;
* No dogs at the On In, unless they can stay in the front courtyard all day.
* Bring towel, virgins, a swim suit, topless okay. Be sure to rinse off before jumping in the pool.
* Beer pong float for more fun.

Hares: Smegma Balls, Cadaver Diver, Squeef, Scooby Dooby Do Me …
Cum to the On In at 12:30 pm and get a shuttle to the start. 8503 El Rey Blvd, Austin, Tx 78737 512-426-5728 if lost. On On to Summer
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Where: https://goo.gl/maps/6U4nf7Cx5FgEGBLi9
Hare: My Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
Co Hares: Meatless Wonder and Alley Cat
Start location is the Ann and Roy Butler Hike and Bike trail under I-35 bridge at East Ave (near Festival Beach).

Update from the co-hare on 5/19:
Darryl wants to throw some flour, and hopes you would like to follow his trail. I, meatLARRY, will be Darryl’s beer bitch, which means I’ll be chuggin’ the beer around for him, so there’ll be some beer at the start and end, and if Darryl tells me where he’s goin’, at the beer check too. And alLARRY will be Darryl’s snack wench, so’s will be bringin’ some snacks n such. I don’t rightly know where Darryl plans on goin’, so’s ya git what ya git, but if’n ya git lost, he’ll be endin’ more or less back t’the start. If’n ya bringin’ a dog, I’d think ’bout havin’ a leash.
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Check the calendar for any updates before you head out the door.

Where: https://goo.gl/maps/6U4nf7Cx5FgEGBLi9
Hare: My Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl
Co Hares: Meatless Wonder and Alley Cat
Start location is the Ann and Roy Butler Hike and Bike trail under I-35 bridge at East Ave (near Festival Beach).

Update from the co-hare on 5/19:
Darryl wants to throw some flour, and hopes you would like to follow his trail. I, meatLARRY, will be Darryl’s beer bitch, which means I’ll be chuggin’ the beer around for him, so there’ll be some beer at the start and end, and if Darryl tells me where he’s goin’, at the beer check too. And alLARRY will be Darryl’s snack wench, so’s will be bringin’ some snacks n such. I don’t rightly know where Darryl plans on goin’, so’s ya git what ya git, but if’n ya git lost, he’ll be endin’ more or less back t’the start. If’n ya bringin’ a dog, I’d think ’bout havin’ a leash.
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Check the calendar for any updates before you head out the door.

Casa Chapala Mexican Cuisine & Tequila Bar, 9041 Research Blvd #100, Austin, TX 78758, USA
It’s frozen margarita season. This week we’re going to Casa Chapala located Burnet Road @ 183. Good hashy hour prices until 6pm.

We have a reserved table for 10 outside on the covered patio (rain chances 50/50) for 5pm under nerd name “Barry Patton”.

Here’s your hashy hour specials until 6pm: https://www.casachapala.com/austin-menus/#happy-hour

All kennels and visitors welcome, as always.

Where: Big Stacy Neighborhood Park, 700 E Live Oak St, Austin, TX 78704, USA
Vienna Sausage Party hare. He is very sparse with the deets. That’s how he rolls. Ice him in circle for it. 
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THE GIT OUT BAR AND KITCHEN, 4930 S Congress Ave C-304, Austin, TX 78745, USA
We’re going down south again, by request. North next week. Vienna Sausage Party is Hashy Hour hare at The Git Out on South Congress. All kennels and visitors welcome, as always.

Pinthouse Brewing, 2201 E Ben White Blvd, Austin, TX 78741, USA
Let’s try another new place with familiar beer. Pinthouse Brewing, only officially opened in the last week. No pizza for you here – they have a different menu if you’ve been to other Pinthouses. https://pinthousepizza.com/ben-white/food/menu

All kennels and visitors welcome as usual. On-On

Where: 8100 Exchange Dr & Cross Park Dr, Austin, TX 78754, USA
Help Wanksgiving celebrate his Birthday/19th Analversary!
Bring dry shoes, dry clothes, Dry Hose, virgins, mothers, mofos.
Dog friendly with leash.
PI everywhere! Pavement! Shiggy! Office Buildings!

On After Brewtorium

Wanks could use a Co-hare if anyone is available!
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Where: 30°30’42.9″N 97°38’08.7″W Kenney Fort Boulevard, Round Rock, TX 78665, USA
$5 Hash Cash (not FREE according to FB)

Wicked Après TXIH Trail

Come on by! It’s on your way home! Come join Wicked Itch of the Yeast for a post-TXIH trail.

Sunday, May 2, 2021
1:30 PM
https://goo.gl/maps/c9w9G8jJe7vxcd676
Kenney Fort Blvd in East Round Rock, address number unknown.

Bring your usual Hash gear. Trail is very dog friendly. There is a chance of getting wet (when is there not?) and PI was spotted on trail so take appropriate precautions if needed.

Wicked
512-426-1995
wioty@live.com
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Haymaker, 2310 Manor Rd, Austin, TX 78722, USA
This week we’re at Haymaker on Manor Road. Good food and beer, and outdoor seating. Meatless Wonder is the hashy hour hare and will get there by 5pm. Find us outside. Everyone welcome as always.