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Saxon Pub(1320 S Lamar Blvd)

Where: 30.403546, -97.685446
Hare: Squeezin’ Semen

Walnut Creek Park, west side baseball field parking lot

(Havins softball field)

what3words: ///weedy.bits.giggles

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Where: 2350 Stratford Dr, Austin, TX 78746, USA
Bubbles and Whoreo bring you yet another shi!!y trail. It should be about half our normal length.  The On-After will be at ABGB for their tenth analversary party!
Dog friendly, no PI if you stay on trail.  Parking lot on the south side of the river.
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Knomad Bar, 1213 Corona Dr, Austin, TX 78723, USA
5-7PM Nomad Bar
7-9 PM Carousel for Mad Cowboys

Where: 1607 FM 2769 B, Leander, TX 78641
Hares: Reverse Bogart, Seven Year Bitch, My Other Brother Darryl, Cavititties
Parking: 16100 Dodd St, Volente, TX 78641 ($10/car, carpool!)

See https://austinh3.org/Junta/BoatParty.jpg for details
See https://austinh3.org/2023-boat-party/  to register
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3815 Dry Creek Dr, Austin, TX 78731

Where: 30.25203° N 97.73619° W
Hares: Seven Year Bitch, Brother Darryl Or My Other Brother Darryl
WhatThreeWords: ///mashing.hatter.traded  Parking lot under I-35 at Festival Shores.

Cum on, cum all to celebrate Brotherly Love of Bitches at the Beaches. It’s Seven Year Bitch’s Birthday Hash at Festival Beach!
G-String Attire recommended it is going to be so funkn hot at the beach!
Change of attire and cash id on trail recommended, urban shiggy trail with water wading opportunities expected. Live layed trail, if you catch the hares you are allowed to watch. Bring extra virgans for the brothers.
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1305 W Oltorf St, Austin, TX 78704

Where: Dittmar Neighborhood Pool, 1009 W Dittmar Rd, Austin, TX 78745, USA
Hares: HeWhore and Whoreo

PRE-LUBE will be from 2:30-3:30 at the pool! This is a free pool to cool off in as early or as late as you want to enjoy it, but it will close at 4pm then pack away! If the parking lot is too crowded, we will plan to park next door at the church.

Trial will be under 4 miles with three beer checks (including lots of water to drink). You will need $$ and ID for BC#2. Trail will A to A-prime and will be shaded as much as possible. There will be shiggy and PI spotted on trail so please take the necessary precautions. It will be amazingly HOT, so please stay hydrated and wear sunscreen or a hat to be extra safe. Please leave your furry loved ones at home to enjoy the A/C.

HeWhore has secured extra Cider and beer, we will be having Moose smoked Brisket for food.
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Hold Out Brewing, 1208 W 4th St, Austin, TX 78703, USA