Where: 8503 El Rey Blvd, Austin, TX 78737, USA
CUM celebrate divorcees at SMEG’s 10th Anal Divorcee Hash and Pool Party (singles and married folks invited too) Help close out summer and get ready for cooler weather. Hares off at 1:30pm short A-A trail with beer check, all downhill, wind at your back, great trail for virgins. Bring some type of pool attire (must wear bottoms, topless only please.) Lots of food, variety of alcoholic beverages, bring your favorite divorcee virgins (or someone who wants to be divorced). Arrive at the start for pre-lube at noon if desired. Check FB for updates and more details.
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Check the calendar for any updates before you head out the door.