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B.D. Riley’s Irish Pub at Mueller, 1905 Aldrich St #130, Austin, TX 78723, USA
This is a special hashy hour honouring the bride & groom this weekend, FUPA and Look Ma, No Cavititties.

So it’s a combined bachelor/bachelorette party, but we probably shouldn’t call in the strippers lest we all get permanently banned from BD Riley’s. Buy them their last drink as single peoples.

Where: 16221 Crystal Hills Dr, Austin, TX 78737 (10:30am)

The Google Maps pin on this location is a bit off. Parking is limited at the pool/activity center, as well as the wedding venue so please carpool with your trusted hash family.

1849 Reunion Blvd, Austin, TX 78737 (1pm)

Chapel Dulcinea is an outdoor venue and On-In/circle will be in a large open grassy field so you can maintain your 6′ social distances.

We’re getting mother freaking married! And we want you to join us, as our families are unable to due to COVID and we spend all our time with you fuckers anyways.
We’re getting it ON ON.
PLAN:
10:30am – Wedding at Chapel Dulcinea, 16221 Crystal Hills Dr, Austin, TX 78737
1pm – Trail (pack away at 1:30pm)
Reunion Ranch, 1849 Reunion Blvd, Austin, TX
On-In and HashCeption to follow
HARES – Semicuntductor and Whoreo
On After – TBD
Watch our beautiful blushing bride be given away by her HashDaddy Vienna Sausage Party, with wedding officiated by Miso Anal and Burger Queen.
We will utilize this invite to update information as the wedding planning progress. We will have hash swag.
We want this to be a good, outdoor celebration of our favorite friends. We met hashing, and we’ll die hashing. Expect hash wedding songs, hash vows, and hash debauchery.
Wedding Registry: https://www.myregistry.com/…/antonia-colquette…/2666502

South Austin Recreation Center, 1100 Cumberland Rd, Austin, TX 78704, USA

Two step Hashy Hour tonight with hashy hour hare Latrina Cantina, who just turned 50! yesterday!!!

1. BYOB with some provided beer at South Austin Rec Center for a Pickleball tournament of champions. Pickleball equipment provided as well. (4-6~ish pm)

2. Continue celebration at ABGB, for pizza and more beer. (6~ish – 8~ish)
If you don’t want to go to #1, get us a table at ABGB. No longer on the Covid reservation schedule. First come first served.

ABGB location: 1305 Oltorf. https://goo.gl/maps/SDTN35A3PU54iPZR6 

Location: 2222-2384 Stratford Drive Austin, Texas 78746
This will be a 2.5 hash trail. Chalk talk at 1:30 for those showing up.
Hares: Crusty Beaver and Just Abbie
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Where: 1903 Onion Creek Pkwy, Austin, TX 78748-1962, United States
No details, except this is a stage 2.5 trail.
Some folks are planning on meeting at start at 1pm to run trail as a group, otherwise run trail when you want and zoom circle at 6pm.
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Where: 30.243750,-97.696839
Pubes in Gayland steps up to lay trail for AH3. YAY!
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Where: Southeast Metropolitan Park, 4511 TX-71, Del Valle, TX 78617, USA

Hares: Lady Bird’s Johnson, Look Ma No Cavatities & Bubbles, The Sad Beer Clown.
A-A from the eastern parking lot.
Trail is Austin Covid-19 Stage 2.5 style.

What’s that mean?
Trail is ready at noon with chalk talk laid out, but the hares are staying TF away and will be following local heath authority guidelines suggesting they recreate with members of their own household.
What can hounds expect?
A shitty trail one worthy of the local; no beer at the beer check; (BYOB) but maybe an anarchy check? (LBJ likes to leave beer by dumpsters in the hot August heat, so what does that mean for early January?) No hash cash; no formal circle to accuse the hares of their revenge; and no snacks provided. 2.5 style means there could be a circle if hounds decide they so desire.
Oh, and a Zoom circle at 6 and credit for those who do trails on their own and provide pictures. Theme for isolation trails: Would it kill The Body? (or what every you want.)
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B.D. Riley’s Irish Pub at Mueller, 1905 Aldrich St #130, Austin, TX 78723, USA
Merry Christmas edition of Hashy Hour

Join us on the Island of Misfit Toys. If you’re holiday homeless due to the dread virus or other reasons, you will find shelter here. Or if you’re not and sick of your family by hashy hour, that works too.

They have a turkey dinner special with the usual holiday trimmings and the usual Irish pub fare if you want something else. And of course beer and Irish whiskey.

On-On to 2021.

Where: 30°10’25.6″N 97°55’12.9″W
Whoreo and Not Shit for Brains co-hare to kick 2020 in the ass!

Cum one, cum all for a short trail on the south-west side of town.

There will be good food, lots of outdoor space for social distancing and it’s even dog friendly!

If you feel sick, stay TF home!

ON-ON!
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Lala’s Little Nugget, 2207 Justin Ln, Austin, TX 78757, USA
Let’s end the week of Hashmas by going to the bar where it’s Christmas all the time. They don’t have the biggest patio, so bring a camp chair in case we need to make our own circle in the parking lot. Also bring a mask because you’ll need it to go inside and order a drink.

Parking: minimal in front of the bar. Do NOT park in the small strip mall just east of La La’s. They tow. You can park at the church across the street and there’s a sign from La La’s at the entrance.

Next week: we’ll be somewhere central east by popular demand