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Where: Mean Eyed Cat, 1621 W 5th St, Austin, TX 78703, USA
It’s that time of year again when you current Junta members bid you ado. And you get to vote in your new members.

You must be present to vote and you must not owe the kennel any money. 
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Where: Battle Bend Neighborhood Park, 121 Sheraton Ave, Austin, TX 78745, USA
A random wanker (maybe a JM) wants to take you on an adventure you’ll easily forget. But go ahead and wear your favorite after Halloween apparel.

Trail will be A-?….

What to expect:

Stuff.
Things.
Flour.
Shiggy.
Beer.
Shots.
Pavement.
Promises.

What not to expect:

See “What to expect”
Joy
Homeless camps
Malort
Chalk

Cash n ID?…. Maybe 🤷

Pre Lube: Noon @ Vacancy Brewing
Chalk talk: 205 pm
Pack off: 215 pm

On After: The Git Out
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Lala’s Little Nugget, 2207 Justin Ln, Austin, TX 78757, USA
Host: MasterDater

Where: Lala’s Little Nugget, 2207 Justin Ln, Austin, TX 78757, USA
Host: MasterDater
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Where: St. Elmo Brewing Company, 440 E St Elmo Rd G-2, Austin, TX 78745, USA

Tour de Carl is back again! Grab your bike and some friends and take a tour of Carl Kolsch around Austin. It’ll be a full, fun day of bikes and beers!
Here are the stops:
– Meet up at noon at St. Elmo Brewing to crush some Carls and get the party started.
– 2nd stop: Cosmic
– 3rd stop: Brew & Brew
– 4th stop: Cavalier
– Last top: The Wheel
Feel free to join/ drop off as you like.
Cost of the ride is free!
Don’t forget:
– Your ID
– Cash for tipping your bartenders!!
– Tools to fix your bike.
– Water (or Hop Water)
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Where: The Aristocrat Lounge, 6507 Burnet Rd, Austin, TX 78757, USA
Host : Steiffel Tower
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Where: TBD

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Where: 5595 Bluffstone Ln, Austin, TX 78759, USA
26h Anal Virgo Birthday Trail 
*** Rescheduled from 9/18 ***
*** Start time now 2pm, to accommodate the Austin FC fans *** 

VIRGO HARES: The Body; @ss Gagger; Vienna Sausage Party; Look Ma, No Cavititties!; MasterDater

START: October 23rd, 2pm at 5595 Bluffstone Lane (aka Bluffstone Drive on some maps). what3words= eminent.lies.frocks
      
END: A to B

ADDITIONAL INFO: Contact The Body, 512-423-8177

N.B.
* Dog friendly, if weather is cool.
* Money, ID not required on trail.
* Cellphone mandatory; to locate you when you’re lost on trail.
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Azul Tequila, 3815 Dry Creek Dr, Austin, TX 78731, USA
Happy Hour specials, 3pm-7pm

Where: 700 Market St, Cedar Park, TX 78613, USA
Wicked’s (almost) birthday trail

In spite of the fact that ACL and the Austin FC playoffs are going on, there will be Trail!

Trail is A-B, dog friendly. Bring your usual hash gear ( dry shoes, Tecnu, phone to call 911, etc). ID and money not needed on trail.

Wicked
512 426 1995
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