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Where: 2614 Shoal Creek Blvd, Austin, TX 78705, USA
Austin R#nning Hash-Hare-Genital Direction
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Where: Pinthouse Pizza, 4236 S Lamar Blvd, Austin, TX 78704, USA

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Where: Spec’s parking lot, 4970 W. Hwy 290, Austin, TX

Cum Hash an A to B Trail, roughly 4.5 miles, that DOES NOT start or end at the SMEGMA CASA. It is a SPORTS Theme, any team, any color, any thing; just team up.

Hares are Smegma Balls and Fuck Me Like a Pokemon.

Start is in the parking lot of Spec’s Liquors, NE Corner of Mopac and Hwy 71W, at Brodie Lane. 4970 W. Hwy 290 in Austin. Trail will be downhill, the weather sunny and mild, and alcohol fairies will guide you to the beer. Trail is “dog friendly” on a leash. (The on afters are not dog friendly.) A quick circle should be over around 4:30, giving any one time to jet off to their Super Bowl parties.

You may even get invited to a hasher’s house to watch the game if you attend circle. You are likely to get very muddy and wet on this trail given the weather. So bring a complete change of clothes. You won’t be invited to any private Super Bowl watch parties at a house or a public one at a bar if you’re looking like a drowned muddy rat.

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Where: Rosita’s Al Pastor, 1801 E Riverside Dr, Austin, TX 78741, USA

BYOB, come join the gang for trail and tacos!
…why does it feel like it’s been Seven Years since I’ve had tacos?? 😭
wassap snitches! it’s ya boi 7YB 💁 start and end is going to be at Rosita’s. Bring your booze. This is a pick-up trail, catch the Hare, get some tail.. I mean.. lay trail. okay ily
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Where: 1110 E 52nd St, Austin, TX 78723, USA

Hares: Meatless Wonder and Romanian Steamer What: National Hemp Day Hash When: 2PM, 02/4 Where: Former Oat Willie’s World Headquarters at 52nd and Cameron Rd. What3Words: spooned.immunity.posed The plan was to start at Oat Willies for National Hemp Day, then while scouting trail this week, found out that the store has just closed, and a truck was emptying out everything from the location. So much for best laid plans, but we will start there nonetheless. Park around the corner on 52nd, by Carousel Lounge. Carousel is closed on Sunday, so no worries about parking in their lot, or just use the street. Trail is A-B

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Where: 2026 Simbrah Cove, Cedar Park, TX 78613, USA
Texas Swinger and Vajayjay-deets to come.
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Where: Travis Country Circle & Moon Shadow Drive, Travis Country Cir & Moon Shadow Dr, Austin, TX 78735, USA

They say 3x is a charm, so cum get charmed, or lost, on the trails of Barton Creek Greenbelt. Just don’t catch Syphilis on trail.
Hares: Father Syphilis
Trail: Somewhere between 4.20 & 6.9 miles with more detes cumming shortly
🐶friendly? Sure why not
Location: https://shorturl.at/euKTW
Start Time: TBD
What to bring: A sense of adventure, BYOB, $0 hash cash, virgins, shiggy socks
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Where: Dick Nichols District Park, 8011 Beckett Rd, Austin, TX 78749, USA
Pack gathers 1:30pm, hares away at 2
Hares Ladykiller and Mmm Head
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Where:
Hare is Squeezin Semen
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