Austin Hash House Harriers

Where: 30.393901, -97.909535 When: Oct 25, 2020 01:30PM
Hey There and Howdy to all My Austin Hash Peeps

unless someone with Huge Balls (the size of 3) steps up to hare

here it is:
4300 Mansfield Park Drive will be close to the starting point, it will be on the south loop, not in the main camping park area.

I will scout and then lay it earlier that moanin’

I will have trail beer to be used as roadies if necessary

I will have beer to be used for religion in circle

There will be trail even if I have to disable Pubes, the Hoses, or any of you other speedy youngins’ that can run past me laughing and such so that I can lay it live!

I will try to remember those pesky single serve snatches

I will bring face condoms for those without

See you at 1330 (that 1:30pm for the rest of you)

you might get wet, you might find shiggy, you might even find some shade along the pavement.

One thing you won’t find, trail over 8 miles in the weekend heat, it might be 9 or 10 instead, how does that jingle go?is it 6k is 10 miles or 10k 6 miles….

Darn you Jimmy Carter, you should have standardized and gone metric!
Check the calendar for any updates before you head out the door.

Where: 1120 S Capital of Texas Hwy, Austin, TX 78746, USA

When: Nov 01, 2020 1:30PM

Your Hares, Fire Tunnel and Meatless Wonder, bring you a trail longer than last week’s, shorter than the week before.
There will be spooky shiggy, hills of death, corpse checks, chips and beer.
Bring your hash bodybag, goblet of doom, electric chair, your well-behaved werewolves and black cats!
Trail is A-A’. (A prime)

NSFB’s special link:

(https://goo.gl/maps/98WMeJN6AKDpN3m68)

Check the calendar for any updates before you head out the door.

Cherry Creek Neighborhood Park, 3403 Silk Oak Dr, Austin, TX 78748, USA [Link to google maps]

Trail is A to A-prime, a little shiggy here and there, expect the unexpected!

Bring $5, (in case the BQ demands it) new shoes, virgins, anyone you know who likes to race and is having withdrawals.

Beer will be provided at beer checks and on-in.
Individually wrapped chip bags will be provided at the on-in.

4th Tap Brewing Cooperative, 10615 Metric Blvd, Austin, TX 78758, USA
Last tap of Homodynamics before he moves to Houston. Tell him in person to F-OFF. Hashy hour hare: Homodynamics.

Hares: Bubbles and Shaft

Start Point: Parking area by the Onion Creek Greenbelt Playground

Notes from the Hares:
Last word I got from the GB was, we are still at stage 2.5 (what ever that means)

Start time will be a 2pm show

will it be a long or short trail?
both hares like this stuff called SHIGGY
one hare like it long, the other more insane terrain

bring your big girl panties
no boo hooing

I am sure there will be a circle where ever the trail leads and one I am sure, later in the never never!

Since the weather will be good, we’re going to switch up hashy hour slots and go to The Growler Room on Burnet. Not open inside for seating, so bring a camp chair and a mask and there will be at least two 10 x 10 canopies and we will set up in the parking lot. Order beer and cider inside, come back outside.

Bring: Camping chair (or your fancy dining room chair, I don’t care) $, and ID. They don’t have food but we can order some to be delivered or go somewhere afterwards.

This establishment has been the site of numerous beer checks. They love us hashers, and that’s saying a lot. Keep this business alive!

7609 Longview Rd, Austin, TX 78745, USA

A classic Whoreo and Bubbles trail. You have been warned. Bring water, a machete, PPE and a virgin.This will be a hashing Phase 2.5 trail. Which means:

* Dead lay, A to A’, with 11am start with option to run at start time or later as solo.

* An optional socially-distanced circle.
* ZOOM circle at 6pm.

* No Hash Cash, BYOB. (Beermeister possibly provide some stashed St. A.)

* Solo hounds to provide tracks/pix as usual to get trail credit.

Now go drink a beer.

Hashy Hour – Kinda Tropical

East 7th Street, E 7th St

2108 S Lamar Blvd, Austin, TX 78704

Black Sheep reopened on Monday. Let’s show them Austin hashers didn’t forget how to drink beer on a patio after all these months. After that, you can go next door and buy yourself a new toy at Cindie’s. It’s been a hard year – you deserve it. Parking is tricky in this area, so watch the signs. The 803 rapid bus has a stop right there if you don’t feel like fighting the parking. Visitors welcome as always. On-On

Hashy hour hare: Black Sheep Moan (this is the first he’s hearing of it)

Sep 27, 2020 02:00PMGreetings Parishioners and Hounds, Fellow Bastards and Sister Hellions

Services will commence at @ 2pm

There will be a general blessing at the starting point of the Irving&Hazel Memorial Trail,
 
located at 30.383173, -97.767859 (5310 Old Spicewood Springs Rd Austin, TX 78731) 

Upon Epiphany & Revelations, the signs you may or may not see on this holy communion with G, 

you may venture forth to enjoy the path with G at your side.

Please bring your camera (or cell tech) if you would like so that you may examine and record any divine inspiration along the path to inebriation (or ask for intervention and rescue)

As you complete this walk-about, you will find yourself back at the beginning so that you may
seek further Religious Advice and enjoy your beverages of sacrament that you may encounter.

Here is the fine print:
If you aren’t feeling well, don’t want to come about, or just plain aren’t into it, Stay Home!
Have fun you  way, without us!
Face Condoms will be available at the start point.


Dress for the weather, bring some dry shoes, dry sox