AH3 – Hashmas Trail

Where: 6900 Shady Cedar Dr, Austin, TX 78744, USA When: Dec 13, 2020 12:00PM

Your 2021 mismanagement is bringing you a most excellent Hashmas trail today. The hash cash is paid for, the beer will be overflowing and cold, and the food will be better than chips and cookies.

Meet up at the large pavilion with your bags of goodies, trail is A-A and the area will be crawling with wankers to watch your crap. Bring your usual hash gear (think dry, warm clothes for an extended circle), chair, mask, and a less than shitty attitude.

Your Junta will reward you with a most excellent trail (multiple hounds will be laying together today), beer, Awards, tasty food, a Gimmie, beer, and a maybe even a Shot to warm your hardened heart!

White elephant gift exchange is happening! Spend $9.69 or less on your weird/best/unusual/crappiest hound booty and see what you get in exchange?!?!

Cum One, Cum All and to All a Great Time!

PS If you have hashed with AH3 at least once in 2020 and you are not in arrears your hash cash is free. If you decide to bring a virgin (that’s great) but they will have to pay to par-tay today.
Check the calendar for any updates before you head out the door.

Hashy Hour Dec 04, 2020 05:00PM

Draught House Pub & Brewery, 4112 Medical Pkwy, Austin, TX 78756, USA
Join us for hashy hour at Draught House pub, one of my faves ever since I used to live in Rosedale and could walk home from it. It’s got its own kitchen now so food available. They have outdoor seating with heaters which is where we’re going to be most likely. Bring your jacket.

Hashy hour hare: She Mussel Bitch

Free parking at the businesses across the street (but after 5:30pm). Otherwise use street parking. Don’t forget your mask.

As always, visitors welcome.

AH3 – Dammit Homodynamics!

Where: 515 South Pleasant Valley Rd, Austin, Texas 78701 When: Dec 06, 2020 02:00PM

Homodynamics Lays a trail.

From the hare:

I’m a project manager now! Which means I don’t have the time to go out there and look at the job site in person anymore. The bad news is that this applies to scouting trails. The good news is that next month I’ll start laying shitty trails in Houston.

But let’s talk about this shitty trail. Trail will be A to A with shiggy, water crossings, and beer checks. Bring Cash, ID and mask because at least one beer check will be at a bar. Bring more Cash because according to Google Maps there will be more than one bar open on Sunday Afternoon along the trail. You know what that means? It’s time to write Shyster’s number on your forearm and make sure your homie can bail you out because it’s gonna be a Homodynamics Pub Crawl.

Bring a Cranium Lamp because it gets dark early and you might really screw up and still be lost on trail.
Check the calendar for any updates before you head out the door.

AH3 – Hianus lays a trail.

Where: 715 Latteridge Dr, Austin, TX 78748, USA When: Nov 29, 2020 01:00PM

Hares: Hianus and All Shaft.

Start time 1pm.

Hianus House
715 Latteridge Dr
Austin, TX

Parking up and down neighborhood streets is perfectly fine.
Chance of PI on trail.
Trail and On-In is dog friendly, however the beer check is NOT dog friendly.

Bring the new usual, mask, money & ID for beer check, chair for circle.
Hand sanitizer and social distance rules apply.
If you feel sick, STAY HOME!
Check the calendar for any updates before you head out the door.

AH3 – SMB brings you a trail.

Where: 7946 Great Northern Blvd, Austin, TX 78757, USA When: Nov 22, 2020 01:00PM

Your harriet She Mussel Bit@h brings you this Sundays trail.
7946 Great Northern Blvd Austin, TX 78757

A-A trail with a beer check. Bring a chair, and anything else you need!
Trail #1988-the year I started hashing!!
Start is where the hash erections were, under Mopac behind El Dorado.

Check the calendar for any updates before you head out the door.

AH3 – Outgoing Junta trail.

Where: 6904 Shady Cedar Dr, Austin, TX 78744, USA When: Nov 15, 2020 01:00PM

Your outgoing Junta will provide one last shitty trail. Hares are your former JM’s; All Shaft, No Head and Bubbles, The Sad Beer Clown.

Trail will be A to A, there will be some nice shiggy. Bring your vessel for the keg of IPA and your singing voice to shower your outgoing Junta with praise.

There will be plenty of room to spread out at the start/end location, so bring your PPE and don’t do anything your not comfortable with. There will be some (better) food that will be served. (No, you don’t get to grab it yourself like an animal.) And beer poured by a beer bit@h from a pitcher. (No touch’e the tap, feel free to grab the beer bit@h though.)

We want to run a clean show and not share any unwanted diseases. You’ll have to find your own special friend to share those with. STD testing will Not be provided.

The Junta is dead. Long live the Junta!

Check the calendar for any updates before you head out the door.

Hashy Hour @ Easy Tiger. Friday the 13th, 5:00PM

**Don’t go down to dirty 6th ST, that one is closed!!**

Easy Tiger, 6406 N Interstate 35 Frontage Rd Suite 1100, Austin, TX 78752, USA
For all you poor wankers who aren’t going to Rainbow Slurvivor or the Hill Country campout, come to hashy hour.

Friday the 13th Hashy hour today at Easy Tiger at the Linc (near I-35/290 East). They got food, and beer, and outdoor seating only.

AH3 – Erections

Where: 7946 Great Northern Blvd, Austin, TX 78757, USA When: Nov 11, 2020 08:00PM
Wednesday, 11th November 2020 is the erections for the new 2021 Junta. May they have better luck than the 2020 Junta. Anyone who has attended one trail in the 2020 year and is not in arrears to the kennel and is present physically at erections is eligible to vote.

We’re doing this for the On In circle of this week’s Draggin’ H3. It’s at the dead end circle of the northern section of Great Northern, Behind and a little to the south of the Eldorado Cafe. North of West Anderson Way, but you can’t get to it from there. At least not easily. See you there, and remember vote early, vote often and give beer a chance!
Check the calendar for any updates before you head out the door.

Change to Start Location 8th November 2020

Trail start location changed due to $10 fee at the original start.Pack off changed to 2pm to allow for movement from old start to new! New location is same as last week’s on-in. Follow directions to start, but actual start is close to the basketball court we saw last week.

Google calendar event: https://calendar.google.com/event?action=TEMPLATE&tmeid=MHBqZHEzdG9rMHJrMHU4ODk2b2FpNWg3cGggYXVzdGluLmFoM0Bt&tmsrc=austin.ah3%40gmail.com

GPS Coordinates on google maps: https://goo.gl/maps/BKgSgjyPDFyYc2979

GPS raw:
30.279054, -97.821780

Veterans Day Trail.
This will be an A to A dead lay. 

Hashy Hour Nov 06, 2020 5:00PM @ The Far Out

The Far Out Lounge & Stage, 8504 S Congress Ave, Austin, TX 78745, USA
Hashy hour is way down south this week. Outdoor seating, food truck available.

Hashy hour hare: Just Meredith and the rest of you Southies

They have a scheduled live hip-hop music show at 9pm, doors open 8pm. I don’t know this venue you might have to pay $10 to stay after 8pm, assuming you don’t want the music.

As always, all hashers local and visiting are welcome.