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Where: 3755 S Capital of Texas Hwy, Austin, TX 78704, USA

True trail will be 4-4.5 miles. A-A
Bring shiggy socks, virgins, your best Malort face, and that handy $5 for beers

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The Lost Well, 2421 Webberville Rd, Austin, TX 78702, USA

Where: Mary Moore Searight Metropolitan Park, 907 W Slaughter Ln, Austin, TX 78748, USA
Pissfull Ignorinse invites you to celebrate the time her hash daddy popped her hash cherry with some Crusty assistance.

We. Promise. To. Be. Gentle.

Hares: Pissfull Ignorinse, Vienna Sausage Party & Crusty Beaver

Deets to cum…
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Where: 3100 E Whitestone Blvd, Cedar Park, TX 78613, USA
Hares: Wicked Itch and Smut Mutt

Start is in front of the empty building at the corner of Parmer Lane and FM1431 (aka Whitestone Blvd).Trail is dog friendly. On after at Red Horn Coffee House and Brewing Co. Bring your usual hash gear. Chance of water on trail. No poison ivy spotted. Virgin territory? I think so.
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Where: 6900 Shady Cedar Dr, Austin, TX 78744, USA
Lady Bird Johnson’s 6th analversary trail. Bubbles and Whoreo 17th analversary as well. 
Start: Onion Creek Metropolitan Park (the pavilion near 6900 Shady Cedar Drive) where we held the outgoing Junta trail.  (unless this changes after scouting, HA!)

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Where: 1100 Aquarena Springs Dr, San Marcos, TX 78666, USA
WHAT: Boxing Day Hash! Second combined running of the San Antonio and Austin hashes!
HARES: Meatless Wonder and House Shitter.
START: Parking lot A, East side of Bobcat Stadium.
WHEN: 12/26/21 at 1:30 pm
TRAIL: ~6.9 Kilometers of shiggy, hills, sidewalk, alcohol checks, YBFs, spanks, and a boob or two.
COST: $5 to your home kennel
ON AFTER: Sean Patrick’s 202 E San Antonio St, San Marcos, TX 78666
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Lala’s Little Nugget, 2207 Justin Ln, Austin, TX 78757, USA

Where: 11200 Dawes Pl, Austin, TX 78754, USA
A to A.

WEAR YOUR PAJAMAS!

Trail starts at 1 pm!

LIVE LAY
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Where: 11200 Dawes Pl, Austin, TX 78754, USA
This is a potluck-style event. Please bring an item and a white elephant gift for sharing.

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Little Woodrow’s Burnet, 5425 Burnet Rd, Austin, TX 78756, USA