Hashy Hour Jul 09, 2021 05:30PM

Central Machine Works, 4824 E Cesar Chavez St, Austin, TX 78702, USA
It’s FUPA’s birthday weekend. He picked a fun place on the east side. Big parking lot is on the street behind the front door on Cesar Chavez. Have fun y’all who are not attending the campout in Smithville.

AH3 – Bastrop Pre-Pre Lube and float – Jul 04, 2021 01:00PM

Where: Fisherman’s Park, 1200 Willow St, Bastrop, TX 78602, USA
Because none of you WANKERS volunteered to lay a trail this fine holiday, your trusty JM Whoreo and her steady sidekick Bubbles have decided to float you down to Bastrop. Get a taste of the long drive east for your 2000th campout next weekend!
Pre-Pre-lube at Neighbor’s Kitchen and Yard @ 601 Chestnut St (it’s a short walk from the start along the Riverwalk) for Bloody Marys or Mimosas (only $3). Opens at 11am.
Fisherman’s Park may be crowded parking wise, but there is overflow parking at the public library just up the hill.
Bring your favorite Colorado River flotation device (we suggest toobs) but kayak, pool noodles, balloons, air mattresses, etc… anything that will hold you afloat for about a 1 mile float at the end of trail to get you back to the start A-A.
PS Your floats will be transported so inflate early and often. Hope to see ya in BASTROP on Sunday the 4th of July!
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Hashy Hour Jul 02, 2021 05:00PM

The Liberty, 1618 E 6th St, Austin, TX 78702, USA
Come in red white and blue. Add orange yellow green and purple if you decide to carry pride over a little longer. Great Yelp reviews, a food truck with apparently great pork belly.
There are plenty of on after locations within walking distance. Celebrate Amurica with the weirdest God squad on two legs (three if you’re a man). #tooblessed #murica

Hashy Hour Jun 25, 2021 05:00PM

Bobo’s Snack Bar, 3850 Airport Blvd, Austin, TX 78722, USA
Let’s go to Bobo’s Snack Bar on Airport near 38th 1/2 street. Only been open a month or so. So new it doesn’t even register on FB event locations. Has food, beer, wine, cocktails, patio, and parking. Checks off all the boxes. And their logo has a cat on it.

AH3 – Bubbles, Dry Hose, Brrrrirfday Trail – Jun 20, 2021 02:00PM

Where: 30.37806885775355, -97.71405989262291
The annual Bubbles, Dry Hose and Brrr (Brrirfday) trail. We are planning a short trail with lots of brewery’s. Bring money and ID. A spare liver. Your sister (if she’s cute) and a vessel for water and/or for sharing a beer at one or more of the brewery’s. If you drink a full beer at each of the brewery’s, then you win the hash!
 
The start location is in the back of the parking lot at 9801 Metric Blvd. (Next door to Celis Brewery).   
 
On-On 

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Hashy Hour Jun 18, 2021 04:00PM

30.269067, -97.778703
Free Beer for all the hashers!
 
It’s time for the annual Dry Hose and Bubbles Birthday Happy Hour.
 
I’ll be there early with to get the keg set up. Bring a vessel. Bring a thirst. Bring a virgin.
 
It will not be at Pease Park this year, as the normal location is closed for renovations. We will set up at the little Park on Rollingwood Dr, just about 100 yards due West of Mopac
 
There is NO official address, but here is a Google map that pins for this park.
https://goo.gl/maps/txYhcE4A4S12CRk69
 
If all else fails from Zilker Park, take Barton Springs Road West, go under Mopac and make your first right onto Rollingwood Dr. The park is about 100 yards up on the left side.

AH3 – Snake Charmer & Weed Witch White Dress Run – Jun 13, 2021 2:00PM

Map links:

Parking lot A
This is the true start but it could be full since it’s the closest to Secret Beach
https://goo.gl/maps/EtMFNcE4oScfQTiy7

Parking lot B
Next closest
https://goo.gl/maps/9nZRsRSSF2Ei9muE9

Parking lot C
Bigger and has porto-potties
https://goo.gl/maps/SGW6N7LDZGqCigKGA

Hares: Snake Charmer, Weed Witch, Not Shit For Brains, Burger Queen, Scuba Dooba Do Me

Help Snake Charmer and Weed Witch celebrate their recent nipples… I mean nuptials! Start shopping NOW for those discounted wedding dresses from Goodwill or wear your ex’s. Just cum prepared to run and drink beer!

Sunday’s White Dress R*n stars the newlyweds Snake Charmer and Weed Witch. It’s going to be a hot one. 98 degrees forecast with a heat index of 100-105 degrees. Luckily, your hares love you. We’re doing a A-A’ at Secret Beach, so there will be swimming at the end. Plan accordingly.

If you’ve never been to Secret Beach, it’s downstream of a dam that periodically opens flood gates. While the river seemed calm recently, that could change if there’s a dam release. Watch the conditions and don’t put your stuff anywhere near the waterline at the time.

Go get a white dress. The Goodwill near North Lamar/2222 has more clothes than most and I’ve never been denied a hash costume there. Salvation Army on 183 sorts by colour. It’s going to have bar stops so bring $ and ID and enjoy some A/C breaks. There is a 0.3 mile walk from parking lot start to the beach. Be prepared to walk all your gear that far. Hydrate often.

Bring:
* Changes of clothes including shoes
* Money and ID
* Water shoes (the river bottom is rocky)
* Swim suit and towel
* Camp chair
* White dress if you care to for the trail
* Sunscreen

Since the trail is A-A’, you can leave most of this in your vehicle before circle. But bring water on trail!

Dogs:
There has been for anyone who doesn’t know some blue-green algae in the Colorado river system in the past few years that is highly toxic to dogs. I think it’s mild now, but in general you don’t want your dogs drinking water from the Colorado. Minimal risk to humans, unless you’re fond of drinking untreated river water. Stagnant areas of the river are most affected. This particular trail was probably not well dog-suited anyways due to the heat index. The bar checks are dog-friendly outside. I’ll let doggie owners make their own decisions.

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