Author: El BJ

Hashy Hour Oct 01, 2021 05:30PM

Easy Tiger, 6406 N Interstate 35 Frontage Rd Suite 1100, Austin, TX 78752, USA
We did Easy Tiger north a few months ago, on another Friday with heavy expected rain at hashy hour time. Don’t usually repeat so soon, but since we still are only doing patios for hashy hour, this one has the biggest covered patio I know. Good parking, cocktails, beer, wine, and food. And we’re celebrating Libra birthdays.

All kennels and visitors welcome, as always.

Hashy Hour Sep 24, 2021 05:00PM

Workhorse Bar, 100 N Loop Blvd E Suite B, Austin, TX 78751, USA
Let’s try Workhorse Bar this week in the North Loop district. Parking can be a little tricky here. The bar has a few spaces but look at nearby Ave F for street parking and mind the signs. For a fancy cocktail, go next door to the Tigress Pub.

All kennels and visitors welcome, as always.

Hashy Hour Sep 17, 2021 05:30PM

Lustre Pearl South, 10400 Menchaca Rd, Austin, TX 78748, USA
Sorry for late posting. We’re due back south, so Lustre Pearl South on Menchaca today. Not sure who can attend today (I can’t) so try to make plans with at least one other person.

All kennels and visitors welcome, as always.

AH3- Smeg’s 10th Anal Divorcee Pool Party – Sep 19, 2021 01:00PM

Where: 8503 El Rey Blvd, Austin, TX 78737, USA
CUM celebrate divorcees at SMEG’s 10th Anal Divorcee Hash and Pool Party (singles and married folks invited too) Help close out summer and get ready for cooler weather. Hares off at 1:30pm short A-A trail with beer check, all downhill, wind at your back, great trail for virgins. Bring some type of pool attire (must wear bottoms, topless only please.) Lots of food, variety of alcoholic beverages, bring your favorite divorcee virgins (or someone who wants to be divorced). Arrive at the start for pre-lube at noon if desired. Check FB for updates and more details.
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AH3 – 25th Anal Virgo Birthday Trail – Sep 12, 2021 04:30PM

Where: 5595 Bluffstone Dr, Austin, TX 78759, USA
HARES: Tits R 4 Tricks; The Body; Look Ma, No Cavititties; Strawberry Balls Forever; Dickalicious; Dude, Where’s My Boobcheck

START: September 12th, 4:30pm at 5595 Bluffstone Lane (aka Bluffstone Drive on some maps)

END: A to A’

NOTES:
Dog friendly, but forecast is for a warm, sunny day. Money, ID not required on trail. Bring a cellphone; it will be so much easier to locate you when you’re lost on trail.

You will only see Tits R 4 Tricks masked and at a distance. The vaccine her doctor prefers for her is not yet FDA approved.
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Hashy Hour Sep 10, 2021 05:00PM

Tillery Kitchen and Bar, 3201 E Cesar Chavez St, Austin, TX 78702, USA
We have a reservation for 8 this week at a nice shady patio overlooking the Colorado. Drink and food hashy hour specials end at 6, so because of that and the reservation get here asap.

$1 off lounge friendly plates
$3 off Specialty Cocktails
$5 Draft Wine and Beer

Parking available at the restaurant. For overflow, find street parking on nearby 2nd, Tillery, and Linden streets. See you there.

All kennels and visitors welcome, as always.

AH3 – InterAmericas 2001 Remembered, 20 years of bitching later! – Sep 05, 2021 03:30PM

Where: 2384 Stratford Dr, Austin, TX 78746, USA
On this weekend 20 years ago AH3 hosted 1,000 hounds at InterAmericas in Austin. It was memorable in many ways but some have never forgiven us for the fire ants, the deluge of rain, or the 1/2 mile of ankle deep mud leading to the On-In. Who knew that pot smoke from a party room could fill up the atrium of the Hyatt so quickly? Enough stories to fill a book.


Come out and join us for a fun filled trip down memory lane of all the wonderful Austin sites that made up InterAmericas 2001. Your hares The Body, She Mussel Bitch, and Squeef will take you on an epic journey. Feel free to BYO Lawnmower beer and fire ants. And if you’re lucky-Austin will f*ck you again!

Start is under Mopac bridge, south side. Bring water for trail, a mug for drinking, and your voice for singing. 

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AH3 – Curmudgeon Conundrum – Aug 29, 2021 03:30PM

Where: Twin Lakes Family YMCA, 204 E Little Elm Trail, Cedar Park, TX 78613, USA
Hare: Crusty Beaver
A to A’
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Or the what3words app happens to get you to the start and captures either the hare’s mood or his opinion of some critters.

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