AH3 – Fish Dicks & Crusty Beaver – Oct 17, 2021 03:00PM

Where: 5701 W Slaughter Ln Austin, Texas 78749 United States
Park at Alamo Drafthouse. Trail will be about 6 miles, with 2 beer checks and 2 jello shot checks. Bring shiggy socks, virgins, and lube. It’s gonna be a fishshow.
Check the calendar for any updates before you head out the door.

AH3 – Semicuntductor – Oct 10, 2021 01:00PM

Where: 614 N Commons Ford Rd, Austin, TX 78733, USA
Start location will be near the end of the road at the bottom of the hill in Commons Ford Ranch Metropolitan Park. A-A’
Bring: $5, virgins, shiggy socks, towels to sit on and bathing suits for after trail as we will be doing circle near or in the Colorado River. Trail will be on the short side (3-5 miles)
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Hashy Hour Oct 08, 2021 05:30PM

Boulevard Bar & Grill, 3616 Far W Blvd #116, Austin, TX 78731, USA
Due to ACL, figure we’ll have another smaller turnout like last week. Let’s try a new hashy hour place that I used to go to a lot when I worked in the area. Did you know there is a dive bar on Far West? There is. It doesn’t have a lot of outdoor seating so there’s a possibility we’ll be inside if that bothers you Covid-wise. Pretty cheap, and here’s the menu: http://www.blvd-grill.com/content/img/menu%208.pdf
All kennels and visitors welcome, as always.

AH3 – Scuba Dooba Do Me B-day – Oct 03, 2021 02:30PM

Where: East Metropolitan Park, 18706 Blake Manor Rd, Manor, TX 78653, USA
Hares: Burger Queen, Scuba Dooba Do Me

I know I said last week that trail would be in Georgetown at 1pm, but hares lie. I’m still going to drop that shitty trail on you at some point but not this weekend.

This week, we’re going back to Travis county East metro park. It’s south of Manor a bit. I think they’ve added more facilities since the last time we were there because I got lost for hours scouting, even though I had technology.

Start is in a specific parking lot near two large covered pavilions. Use the start location to get to the entrance, and this google map to find the parking lot: https://goo.gl/maps/eZ59pZajfqMXafwN9

Shitty trail, good food. Standard BQ-Scuba hash.
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Hashy Hour Oct 01, 2021 05:30PM

Easy Tiger, 6406 N Interstate 35 Frontage Rd Suite 1100, Austin, TX 78752, USA
We did Easy Tiger north a few months ago, on another Friday with heavy expected rain at hashy hour time. Don’t usually repeat so soon, but since we still are only doing patios for hashy hour, this one has the biggest covered patio I know. Good parking, cocktails, beer, wine, and food. And we’re celebrating Libra birthdays.

All kennels and visitors welcome, as always.

Hashy Hour Sep 24, 2021 05:00PM

Workhorse Bar, 100 N Loop Blvd E Suite B, Austin, TX 78751, USA
Let’s try Workhorse Bar this week in the North Loop district. Parking can be a little tricky here. The bar has a few spaces but look at nearby Ave F for street parking and mind the signs. For a fancy cocktail, go next door to the Tigress Pub.

All kennels and visitors welcome, as always.

Hashy Hour Sep 17, 2021 05:30PM

Lustre Pearl South, 10400 Menchaca Rd, Austin, TX 78748, USA
Sorry for late posting. We’re due back south, so Lustre Pearl South on Menchaca today. Not sure who can attend today (I can’t) so try to make plans with at least one other person.

All kennels and visitors welcome, as always.

AH3- Smeg’s 10th Anal Divorcee Pool Party – Sep 19, 2021 01:00PM

Where: 8503 El Rey Blvd, Austin, TX 78737, USA
CUM celebrate divorcees at SMEG’s 10th Anal Divorcee Hash and Pool Party (singles and married folks invited too) Help close out summer and get ready for cooler weather. Hares off at 1:30pm short A-A trail with beer check, all downhill, wind at your back, great trail for virgins. Bring some type of pool attire (must wear bottoms, topless only please.) Lots of food, variety of alcoholic beverages, bring your favorite divorcee virgins (or someone who wants to be divorced). Arrive at the start for pre-lube at noon if desired. Check FB for updates and more details.
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AH3 – 25th Anal Virgo Birthday Trail – Sep 12, 2021 04:30PM

Where: 5595 Bluffstone Dr, Austin, TX 78759, USA
HARES: Tits R 4 Tricks; The Body; Look Ma, No Cavititties; Strawberry Balls Forever; Dickalicious; Dude, Where’s My Boobcheck

START: September 12th, 4:30pm at 5595 Bluffstone Lane (aka Bluffstone Drive on some maps)

END: A to A’

Dog friendly, but forecast is for a warm, sunny day. Money, ID not required on trail. Bring a cellphone; it will be so much easier to locate you when you’re lost on trail.

You will only see Tits R 4 Tricks masked and at a distance. The vaccine her doctor prefers for her is not yet FDA approved.
Check the calendar for any updates before you head out the door.