Author: El BJ

Where: Meanwhile Brewing, 3901 Promontory Point Dr, Austin, TX 78744, USA

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Where: The parking lot inside Estacionamiento Edward Rendon Park
Hare: All Shaft, No Head, The Body

Start Location: https://austinh3.org/BODY/RDR2060Start.jpg
                           what3words: renews.teaches.noise

Cum in your best red dress.  Prize for the best dressed hound (male or female or non-binary).   Dog friendly. Bring virgins.

Bring cash and ID for trail; if the pack is on good behavior there may be a pub check.

  
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Yard House, 11800 Domain Blvd Suite 700, Austin, TX 78758, USA

Where: Yard House, 11800 Domain Blvd Suite 700, Austin, TX 78758, USA

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Where: Ramsey Neighborhood Park, 4301 Rosedale Ave, Austin, TX 78756, USA
Hare: VSP

Welp… It’ll be Sunday and I’ll be freshly hungover from a celebration the night before…

So bring virgins and whistles and thirst for beer and disappointment and more virgins.

Oh and wear green!!! Cause why not
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Roaring Fork, 10850 Stonelake Blvd, Austin, TX 78759, USA

Where: Beverly S. Sheffield Northwest District Park, 7000 Ardath St, Austin, TX 78757, USA
Reminder: a bicycle is needed for a BASH (Bike Hash).
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Where: 7914 Great Northern Blvd, Austin, TX 78757, USA
Hare: Crusty Beaver

Lat, Long = 30.361885, -97.742859
What3Words = press.onwards.fellow
Near Anderson Ln & MoPac, behind Eldorado Cafe.

World Flour Day
I don’t know why I have to say such things, but of course bring dry shoes. Trail is mostly off pavement.
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Koko’s Bavarian, 4715 E 5th St, Austin, TX 78702, USA

Where: 2208 Parkway, Austin, TX 78703, USA
Squeef’s 30th Hashiverary / F*ck Putin / L*ve Ukraine
It’s been exactly two years since Covid-19 f*cked us in Austin. Now Covid and Putin are still f*cking us, but Ukraine is inspiring us. And it’s Squeef’s 30th Hashiversary. Party time.

We’ll celebrate Squeef’s hashiversary, and the valiant efforts of the Ukrainian resistance.We will have special food, special drinks, and special guests.

Trail will start north of downtown. Bring $ and ID for a potential beer check. Expect a lot of fun. If you want to support Ukrainian resistance, dress in the colours of their national flag, blue and yellow. The blue goes on top.

Trail call time: 1:30pm, pack off 2pm
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