AH3 – 27th Anal Virgo Birthday Trail – Sep 17, 2023 04:00PM

Where: 5595 Bluffstone Ln, Austin, TX 78759, USA
HARES: The Body; Tits R 4 Tricks; Vienna Sausage Party; Look Ma, No Cavititties!; MasterDater

START: September 17th, 4:00pm at 5595 Bluffstone Lane (aka Bluffstone Drive on some maps). what3words= eminent.lies.frocks
     
END:  A to B

ADDITIONAL INFO: Contact The Body, 512-423-8177

N.B.
* Dog friendly on leash, if weather is cool.
* Money, ID not required on trail.
* Cellphone mandatory; to locate you when you’re lost on trail.
* Dry shoes for On-In desirable
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AH3 – Trail#2132 Brothers Lover’s Birthday Trail – Aug 20, 2023 01:01PM

Where: 30.25203° N 97.73619° W
Hares: Seven Year Bitch, Brother Darryl Or My Other Brother Darryl
WhatThreeWords: ///mashing.hatter.traded  Parking lot under I-35 at Festival Shores.

Cum on, cum all to celebrate Brotherly Love of Bitches at the Beaches. It’s Seven Year Bitch’s Birthday Hash at Festival Beach!
G-String Attire recommended it is going to be so funkn hot at the beach!
Change of attire and cash id on trail recommended, urban shiggy trail with water wading opportunities expected. Live layed trail, if you catch the hares you are allowed to watch. Bring extra virgans for the brothers.
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AH3 – Trail #2131 A trail of two Whores. – Aug 13, 2023 03:30PM

Where: Dittmar Neighborhood Pool, 1009 W Dittmar Rd, Austin, TX 78745, USA
Hares: HeWhore and Whoreo

PRE-LUBE will be from 2:30-3:30 at the pool! This is a free pool to cool off in as early or as late as you want to enjoy it, but it will close at 4pm then pack away! If the parking lot is too crowded, we will plan to park next door at the church.

Trial will be under 4 miles with three beer checks (including lots of water to drink). You will need $$ and ID for BC#2. Trail will A to A-prime and will be shaded as much as possible. There will be shiggy and PI spotted on trail so please take the necessary precautions. It will be amazingly HOT, so please stay hydrated and wear sunscreen or a hat to be extra safe. Please leave your furry loved ones at home to enjoy the A/C.

HeWhore has secured extra Cider and beer, we will be having Moose smoked Brisket for food.
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