Austin Hash House Harriers

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Where: Travis Country Circle & Moon Shadow Drive, Travis Country Cir & Moon Shadow Dr, Austin, TX 78735, USA

They say 3x is a charm, so cum get charmed, or lost, on the trails of Barton Creek Greenbelt. Just don’t catch Syphilis on trail.
Hares: Father Syphilis
Trail: Somewhere between 4.20 & 6.9 miles with more detes cumming shortly
🐶friendly? Sure why not
Location: https://shorturl.at/euKTW
Start Time: TBD
What to bring: A sense of adventure, BYOB, $0 hash cash, virgins, shiggy socks
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Where: Dick Nichols District Park, 8011 Beckett Rd, Austin, TX 78749, USA
Pack gathers 1:30pm, hares away at 2
Hares Ladykiller and Mmm Head
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Hare is Squeezin Semen
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Where: Lott Pocket Park, 1174 Curve St, Austin, TX 78702, USA
Cum one, cum all to LBJ’s 10th Analversary trail! Help him with his racist goal of completing the Boston Marathon in his beer powered handjob-cycle.
Hash Cash will be a donation to his Muscular Dystrophy Association fundraiser
https://bit.ly/endals
(Put “On On LBJ” in the comment field so he know’s your a hound.) If you donated already, you don’t have to donate again. And thank you!!!!
What 3 Words: ///ambition.spending.forms

Expect dog friendly, pubs, pavement, short, shitty weather. Oh Elvis’ birthday is the next day.
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Where: 1100 Kingsbury St, Austin, TX 78703, USA
Hares: Shaft and Prison Bitch Bastard
Start: Pease Park
Let’s just call it “The Formal” or a “Black Dress pub” trail.
Cum in your Sunday finest to celebrate and ring in the New Year. Tails optional, But Formal wear a must!
Bring a spare liver, ID and money.
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Burger Queen’s 15th Hashaversary. More details TBD.
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Where: 8700 Wiley Way, Austin, TX 78747, USA

 Hashmas 2023 is upon us! <br><br><a href=”https://austinh3.org/hashmas2023“>https://austinh3.org/hashmas2023</a><br>You must rego to Hashmas and the rego form and all relevant links are on the event page.<br><br>Our new Grand Bitch is opening her house up for the Holiday festivities. We’re asking for $5 and a side dish (<a href=”https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1z-izB7K45Xjd8ZUw8fSimt-Y791zspdjaVE_9-cxk3Q/edit#gid=0“>Potluck Sign-up Form</a>) from all who have hashed this year. Guests/non-hashers are $20.<br><br>See “Who’s Cumming” at <a href=”https://austinh3.org/Junta/HASHMAS.htm“>https://austinh3.org/Junta/HASHMAS.htm</a><br><br>House rules: no sex at the house. Safety meetings and smoking in backyard away from house. Do not use Grand Bitch’s wine glasses. Do not molest the ducks; chicken and geese are fair game. 

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Where: Pease District Park, 1100 Kingsbury St, Austin, TX 78703, USA
Meet up at 1:00 with pack off at 1:30 hash standard time.
Will their be shiggy … could be
All I know for sure is there will be beer, and you will
all have a miserably wonderful time… or a wonderfully miserable time,
depending on your perspective
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Where: 8700 Wiley Way, Austin, TX 78747, USA

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