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Grand Bitch – Seven Year Bitch
Figure head and all knowing leader that the Junta and all members of the hash can turn to for advice, love and support, yeah right!
Hash Cash – MasterDater Robot
Collect money every week, keeps run count for hounds hashing with AH3, keep account reconciled, pay bills and make deposits. Reports account balance to Austin Hash members via newsletter and eGroups. Also report what money has been spent and on what and when. It’s not really her. It’s just a robot version of her.
Hash Stats – The Body
Collects more stats than any kennel on the planet. If you really need to bitch right now, 512-423-8177
Joint Masters Smegma Balls/Squeezin’ Semen
Supposed to help On-Sec, Hash Cash, and Beer Meister, hare the hash if no volunteers, plan hash events.
Schedule hares to hash every week and any other special events on the hash calendar. Communicate information to On-Sec, Hot-Line & WebMaster to publish.
- Want to have hounds chase you? – fill out this form if you WANT TO HARE. It reaches both JMs.
Beermeister – Dry Hose
Deliver Saint Arnold beer to the hash each week. This can be done and should be done by different hashers each year.
Haberdasher – All Shaft, No Head
Creator of the best T-shirts, hats, patches, mementos, etc. Brings Austin Hash stuff to trails to shamelessly market.
On Sec – Mr. PIB aka Prick In The Butt
Write hash trash. Work with Hash Cash, Hare Raiser and Joint Masters to keep an accurate account on hares, events and funds.
Religious Advisor – All Shaft, No Head
Show up every week and RA the circle. Must try to find a replacement to fill in if cannot attend.
Webmeister – Burger Queen
Maintain and update website and social media presences. Report website or social media problems here. If you want trail updates, e-mail hareraiser
Grand Bitch Emeritus – She Mussel Bitch
Don’t even think of usurping her. She knows more hashers in any country than you know hashers total. You will regret it in the end. She is all powerful and has probably been hashing longer than you’ve been alive. Bend the knee, and live happily as a hasher.