Trash from the Austin Hash

Date	Hash Number	Title
The trash as presented is the On-Sec's, or proxy's, recollection of events as best as can be remembered considering that the On-Sec, or proxy, was probably drunk before, during and after the hash. Any opinions expressed are solely those of the writer of the trash.
7/20/2008	1332	SMB's Bday Trail
7/13/2008	1331	Chasing Elvis
7/6/2008	1330	Anal 4th of July Hash
6/29/2008	1329	Get Lei'd
6/22/2008	1328	Lovebite returns!
6/15/2008	1327	Be glad it's not Jester hill!
6/8/2008	1326	Wicked Itch of the Yeast and Menage a Paw
6/1/2008	1325	C'em Cumming and Money Shot Barbie
5/25/2008	1324	Client #69's 25th Trail on the 25th
5/18/2008	1323	SMB's 700th Trail
5/11/2008	1322	All Shaft No Head and High Beams
5/4/2008	1321	6th Anal Pinata Hash
4/27/2008	1320	Try A Fuck and The Body
4/20/2008	1319	Tits R 4 Tricks Bday Trail
4/13/2008	1318	Prozac, Why Not?, and The Body
4/6/2008	1317	Creamadonna Saves the Day
3/30/2008	1316	Wanks Wanders the Greenbelt
3/23/2008	1315	Reluctant Cottager's Virgin Lay
3/16/2008	1314	Green Dress Run
3/9/2008	1313	Sewage Canal Redux
3/2/2008	1312	Chuck Norris Hash
2/24/2008	1311	Bissextile Hash
2/17/2008	1310	Just Say No to VD
2/10/2008	1309	She Mussel Bitch and Dick the Boy Wonder 20th Hashiversary
2/3/2008	1308	Head Banger, Pumper Up the Butt, and Mo Job
1/27/2008	1307	SoCo Ho, Scatman Poo, Just Sarah, and C'em Cumming
1/20/2008	1306	Father Syphilis and She Mussel Bitch
1/13/2008	1305	Squeeze Box, Wanksgiving, and Dick the Boy Wonder
1/6/2008	1304	The Boobie Trail
12/30/2007	1303	Padre's 300th Trail
12/23/2007	1302	Vagitarian, Little Ring Riding Hood, Day Old Fish, and Just Shawn
12/16/2007	1301	High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, and SoCo Ho
12/09/2007	1300	Strap on Elvis and C’em Cummin
12/02/2007	1299	Try A Fuck and Father Syphilis
11/25/2007	1298	Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt
11/18/2007	1297	Wh-Oreo and Bubbles the Sad Beer Clown
10/28/2007	1294	Silver Hare Hash
7/29/2007	1281	We Wish It Wasn't Wet G-Spot Hash
4/29/2007	1268	All Shaft No Head and High Beams
1/28/2007	1255	Crusty Beaver, BBK, and Pumper Up the Butt
12/24/2006	1250	Two Hot Tamales and a Fish
12/10/2006	1248	Hangover Hash
10/1/2006	1238	TAF's 250th Hash
8/6/2006	1230	High Beams, Ram Rod, and Keeper of the Beams
7/23/2006	1228	Walnut Creek Redux
7/16/2006	1227	blASSt Zone Peaks
7/9/2006	1226	Day Old Fish and Pork My Pussy
7/2/2006	1225	High Beams and Keeper of the Beams
6/25/2006	1224	(Massive) Slut Slinger and Strap-On Elvis
5/14/2006	1218	BBK and Unzip Me
5/7/2006	1217	Cornholio and Bitch, James Bitch
4/30/2006	1216	Heavin' Semen
4/23/2006	1215	Free At Last Hash
4/16/2006	1214	Red Dress/Easter Hash
4/9/2006	1213	Splash Hash
4/2/2006	1212	Crotch Rot Memorial Hash
3/19/2006	1210	Luck o'the Irish Trail
3/12/2006	1209	Bacchanalia Hash
3/5/2006	1208	Chuck Norris Bday Trail
2/26/2006	1207	Johnny Cash Bday Trail
2/19/2006	1206	Wh-oreo and All Shaft No Head
2/12/2006	1205	Squeeze Box Analversary and Bday Trail
2/5/2006	1204	Crotch Rot Bday Trail
1/29/2006	1203	Retard Bday Trail
1/22/2006	1202	Tour De Drunk
1/15/2006	1201	Late Celebration of the King's Bday
1/8/2006	1200	Elvis Presley Hash
1/1/2006	1199	New Year Hash
12/25/2005	1198	Christmas Hash
12/18/2005	1197	Hashmas Hangover
12/11/2005	1196	Feliz Navidad
12/4/2005	1195	Hash Founders
11/27/2005	1194	TAF and C'em Cummin'
11/20/2005	1193	Death by Dildo, All Shaft No Head, and Tuck It Up the Butt
11/13/2005	1192	Stay Free with Wings and Social Retard
10/16/2005	1188	Creamadonna, Divine Bovine, and Menage a Paw
9/4/2005	1182	Father Syphilis - Padre's Bday Hash
8/21/2005	1180	Stay Free with Wings and Squeeze Box - The Ridicule of Pike's Peak Hash
8/7/2005	1178	Wh-Oreo and Bubbles the Sad Beer Clown - Bikini Bottom Beer Hash
7/24/2005	1176	Squeeze Box and Social Retard - Girls Gone Wild
7/3/2005	1173	High Beams - Independence Day Weekend
5/8/2005	1163	Lost N Mound, Brownie, and Just Mike - Mother's Day
5/1/2005	1162	Smegma Balls, All Shaft No Head, and Just John - Stinko De Mayo
4/3/2005	1158	Wicked Itch of the Yeast - Celebrate 69!
3/27/2005	1157	Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Lost 'N Mound, Follow The Bleeder - DBD Bday Hash/Easter
3/20/2005	1156	Mooch Ass Grassy Ass and Just Mocha - Dog Hash
3/13/2005	1155	Brownie and I Swallow Wood - Malt Liquor Hash
3/6/2005	1154	Wanksgiving and BBK
2/27/2005	1153	Slutaversary 15-5
2/20/2005	1152	Speedy Edie and Follow the Bleeder